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The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?
June 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?
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Kiss me like you invented it.
Kiss my like the time loop is about to reset, and ... huh who are you again?
Kiss me like the time loop is about to reset, and we won't remember, so all our reasons not to just fall away.
February 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Kiss me like you invented it.
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The recipe for a good social media app isn't hard if you understand that people simply yearn to read and write sentences without angry guys yelling slurs at them
November 11, 2024 at 11:18 PM
The recipe for a good social media app isn't hard if you understand that people simply yearn to read and write sentences without angry guys yelling slurs at them
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the murder of brian thompson is a wonderful reminder of what christmas is all about: cruel capitalist oligarchs being made to feel the weight of their sins while tormented with visions of how, unless they change their ways, their deaths will be mocked and celebrated by those they exploited in life
December 15, 2024 at 12:17 AM
the murder of brian thompson is a wonderful reminder of what christmas is all about: cruel capitalist oligarchs being made to feel the weight of their sins while tormented with visions of how, unless they change their ways, their deaths will be mocked and celebrated by those they exploited in life
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People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
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[discovering V's hideout after he has blown up parliament] Aw man, he was cringe?
December 9, 2024 at 8:07 PM
[discovering V's hideout after he has blown up parliament] Aw man, he was cringe?
Read this thread
What the actual fuck
What the actual fuck
Storytime.
In 2005, my mom died from cancer, but the real cause was the actions taken by an insurance company 12 years earlier. What happened to her was evil, hard to identify or fight, and hidden from the public by legal mechanisms. Because of that, I have no idea how often it has happened.
In 2005, my mom died from cancer, but the real cause was the actions taken by an insurance company 12 years earlier. What happened to her was evil, hard to identify or fight, and hidden from the public by legal mechanisms. Because of that, I have no idea how often it has happened.
December 9, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Read this thread
What the actual fuck
What the actual fuck
V interested in this
Who is excited to learn Roman numerals together?
I, for one
I, for one
December 8, 2024 at 4:37 PM
V interested in this
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Oh so you CLEAN OFF the poo I keep smearing on your door? Guess you don't care about MY RIGHTS
December 8, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Oh so you CLEAN OFF the poo I keep smearing on your door? Guess you don't care about MY RIGHTS
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I would like to save future CEOs from this kind of murder, preferably by regulating their companies into oblivion.
December 6, 2024 at 11:43 PM
I would like to save future CEOs from this kind of murder, preferably by regulating their companies into oblivion.
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HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE
December 5, 2024 at 4:35 PM
HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE
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To everyone in a similar scenario: the tactic my doctor's office has taught me is to ask, in writing, for:
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;
March 26, 2024 at 2:16 AM
To everyone in a similar scenario: the tactic my doctor's office has taught me is to ask, in writing, for:
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;
1) the name, board specialty, and license number of the doctor making the determination the treatment was not medically necessary;
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a lot of you post as though you’re very confident that the FBI will never read what you’re writing
December 6, 2024 at 12:28 AM
a lot of you post as though you’re very confident that the FBI will never read what you’re writing
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?
Family (in unison): DUNE!
Family (in unison): DUNE!
December 1, 2024 at 5:55 PM
In the first Cars movie, Lightning McQueen is arrested, tried, and convicted all without the opportunity to call his lawyer, a clear violation of his civil rights. In this essay I will
December 1, 2024 at 5:49 PM
In the first Cars movie, Lightning McQueen is arrested, tried, and convicted all without the opportunity to call his lawyer, a clear violation of his civil rights. In this essay I will
The More You Know
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 30, 2024 at 4:20 PM
The More You Know
Good morning to everyone except the people who make children’s toys that continue making noises after you turn them off.
November 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Good morning to everyone except the people who make children’s toys that continue making noises after you turn them off.
Real excited to see the same three movies for the rest of my life forever.
So, I've been thinking about @scalzi.com 's post the other day about how AI just mines old human work so they don't have to be paid for future work. What happens when it runs out of old human work to mine (like Stack Overflow) because we all use AIs to get answers instead of creating new work?
November 27, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Real excited to see the same three movies for the rest of my life forever.
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
This needs to be said, loud, and often.
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I. Commit To The Bit: Whatsoever ye do, do it with thine entire heart and soul.
II. Yes And: Commit to the bits of thy neighbours as you wouldst have them commit to thine.
III. Rule Of Threes: It's funny if this one subverts expectations by being in modern English.
II. Yes And: Commit to the bits of thy neighbours as you wouldst have them commit to thine.
III. Rule Of Threes: It's funny if this one subverts expectations by being in modern English.
November 26, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I. Commit To The Bit: Whatsoever ye do, do it with thine entire heart and soul.
II. Yes And: Commit to the bits of thy neighbours as you wouldst have them commit to thine.
III. Rule Of Threes: It's funny if this one subverts expectations by being in modern English.
II. Yes And: Commit to the bits of thy neighbours as you wouldst have them commit to thine.
III. Rule Of Threes: It's funny if this one subverts expectations by being in modern English.
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day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon
November 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon