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knee
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london they and/or also them
gaming professional
occasionally nsfw frequently autistic
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taste (10 games something something)
presented without comment*

*okay fine: eeeeeee!!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 AM
come rub?
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
after 133 hours i’ve platinum’d ghost of tsushima + yotei back to back. i am exhausted, sad they’re over, and ready for the next one frankly

brb rebranding as the ghost of london
November 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
so i’m 65hrs into ghost of tshusima and only 2/3rds through act 2 (with dlc island completed)

i’m loving it, but for a completionism player-type, i fear this game might be the death of me????

(fyi completionism refers to the in-game activities, not even trophy hunting)
November 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
not exaggerating when i say that robyn’s honey had SUCH an impact on my life all those years ago

so today is the most excited i’ve been for a music drop in quite some time
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
not normally a fan of jumping on trends, but made an exception
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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It puts the belly in the Blastoise, or else it gets the hose again
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 AM
you know that thing where couples/friends who are in proximity irl post online and interact with each other about things they’re doing irl etc and include online ppl in the now weirdly parasocial/irl goings on? yeah hate that
October 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
decided to put together a collage of my dream halloween costumes. enjoy! or don’t! whatever it’s halloween… boo!
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
just went to track a parcel and … ain’t that the star wars bitch?
October 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
just finished this week’s dragula and… my god.
October 28, 2025 at 9:23 AM
the new rosalia song? holy fucking shit. i was well and truly unaware of her game. and bjork too?!

legit the kind of classical-infused pop music i've always said i'd want to make if i were a recording artist. I am gaggedt
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
taste (10 games something something)
October 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
👋🏻
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 AM
sometimes that hot bear who streams in his kitchen comes up and i’ll click on the video … and immediately click off after i hear the audio from the mic.

i know it’s the whole shtick but like… jfc am i just *old* now? am i too *sensible audio* needs?!?!
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
me: side effects from lowering my ssri dosage should be minimal as long as i taper slowly, considerately, and check in regularly with my gp

the side effects:
October 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
fillers and injectables are taking over the east london queers and like … bring back wrinkles? bitch i wanna see ur lived experience
October 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
remember when we all had hope that the ffix remake was coming/announcing/in development?
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
honestly? might be my new fave photo of myself.
October 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
got to see rian johnson in the flesh last night introducing the last jedi. feel truly blessed.

the film, imho, is a star wars masterpiece.
October 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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WOW....👀👀👀
October 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
gotta be honest... with how blues*y le*dership are starting to moderate/ban accounts and generally behaving in a way that feels el*n coded i'm not sure I want to stick around anymore?
October 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
new thing i’ve incorporated into my home workouts: queuing up the ffx victory fanfare for when i’m finished. game changer.
October 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
best time of the year tbh
October 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM