Exactly.

"Guy on the main roster" implies it's a wrestler.

Johnny Ace was VP of Talent Relations, and while I admit he was also the first one I thought of, I just don't think it fits. He would have her number, and she wouldn't be saying "somehow he got my number".

They gave up after they couldn't score on that flurry in the first, and then the Canes did. Game was over then. Team stopped skating, shooting, making plays. Just let Carolina walk all over them.

Wouldn't have made a difference. Down by two on home ice, and can only muster one SOG in the third? This team has no fight, no heart.

I'm not sure there's enough in the whole world. Lol

This team makes me drink.

That's half the hourly rate

Yes, No

Yeah, that's one of the side effects. Didn't you read the warning label?

"And don't you even think about defending! You either stand there like the useless pylon that you are, or you actively help the other team score! I will have no Norris trophy candidates on my team!"

"And don't make me tell you again! Here, we FAN on our shots or blister them a mile and a half wide!!! Damn rookies!"

Someone should tell him...👇

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