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kludge.guru
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@kludge.guru
I have already compiled an up-to-date brochure on why and how exactly I am so goddamn boring and it is available to anyone for free at https://loud.computer/@virtulis
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Make sure to also follow @virtulis.loud.computer.ap.brid.gy for more of the same dumb shit 👍
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— `what is my purpose?`
— you extend wifi.
— `oh my god`
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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былое приличие
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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А это, зафолловьте @ap.brid.gy штоле хооть
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
А это, зафолловьте @ap.brid.gy штоле хооть
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Twimc, на loud.computer теперь мастодно умеет нормально подтягивать реплаи и циферки без моего дурацкого аддона.

Напоминаю, что в отличие от здесь, там всегда можно было делать закрытые аккаунты, закрытые отдельные посты в открытых аккаунтах, ну и писать посты без тупых ограничений количес... (1/1)
Loud Computer
Have you tried turning it off?
loud.computer
October 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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This sucks, because it doesn’t read as lighthearted in-joking about the culture of this site (which I would assume is probably your intent), it looks like poking at already-upset people who think you don’t care about the legitimate frustrations they’ve had about Bluesky.
October 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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И чо
September 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Love getting casually MITM'ed by own ISP. (#tet)

;; ANSWER SECTION:
raw.githubusercontent.com. 1 IN A 80.232.230.35

;; Query time: 3 msec
;; SERVER: 192.168.1.254#53(192.168.1.254) (UDP)

(I don't use their DNS servers specifically because of shit like that, was asked […]
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loud.computer
September 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Yep, I've been pwned. 2FA reset email, looked very legitimate.

Only NPM affected. I've sent an email off to @npmjs.bsky.social to see if I can get access again.

Sorry everyone, I should have paid more attention. Not like me; have had a stressful week. Will work to get this cleaned up.
@bad-at-computer.bsky.social Hey. Your npm account seems to have been compromised. 1 hour ago it started posting packages with backdoors to all your popular packages.
September 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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I found an *AMAZING* product photo for a USB microscope. 🐱🔬 #ScientificResearch
September 4, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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This "hi how are you doing" could have been "i hope this email finds you well"
September 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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hold on, are you saying the most easily manipulated man on the planet got played by the kgb agent? no…no that cant be right
August 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I also wish ill to JK Rowling. I'd be fine with her going bankrupt and never being relevant to anything again, but "ill" is good too.
I also wish ill to JK Rowling (and encourage you to do the same here, in protest)
Oh, good…

Nice to see how the “new” Bluesky Moderation is being handled.
August 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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(approaching a couple) so which one of you is the non-gamer and which is the female user
August 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Hey ‪@jetbrains.com ‬, got your email about the price increase. It's less dramatic than I thought, but I noticed the "All Products Pack" apparently includes "JetBrains AI Pro". Can I get an "All Products Pack except AI" for the old price instead? Thanks.
August 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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I, and only I, will sleep like a baby
August 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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:blobcateyes:
August 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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I know it's going to blow up the global economy but damnit I want the AI bubble to pop so bad
August 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Just gotta be pedantic, like you'd expect from someone who uses mastodon, that bluesky is not in fact "the only social media site that doesn't suppress link posts"

Mastodon and the rest of the fediverse exists, whether you like it or not, and it does not suppress links
August 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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I should do a public speaking tour where i read the AI propaganda and then just repeat it while laughing.
Legitimately considering starting a crusade against AI on my campus using only @acollierastro.bsky.social videos
August 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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FROG IN POT: I would not call this prolonged stretch of hot water unprecedented
My thousand yard stare just upgraded to two thousand
August 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I'm now back in Denmark, and hanging out with my Deer friends again.
August 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM