K L Mitchell
@klmitchell.bsky.social
#author, programmer, space pirate
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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There's a reason you don't see much improv advertising.
Celebrating @tracebeaulieu.bsky.social’s birthday in truly Mad fashion with this delightful in-character ad from Trace & @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social (as Mad Drs. Forrester & Erhardt) for a local pizza (& pasta) place done during MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000’s original KTMA-23 run… #YummyNoises
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 AM
There's a reason you don't see much improv advertising.
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I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
TBH, I'm still kind of cheesed that Anthropic didn't steal any of my books. Like what, I'm not good enough for ya?
Some brief thoughts on the Anthropic settlement, and why I think most authors should claim their share of the settlement if they can, inadequate though I think it is:
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/10/02/a...
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/10/02/a...
Authors, Time to Get That (Anthropic) Bag
To begin, for those of you who do not follow such things with intense interest, a little context about the “AI” company Anthropic being sued for stealing authors’ works and reachi…
whatever.scalzi.com
October 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
TBH, I'm still kind of cheesed that Anthropic didn't steal any of my books. Like what, I'm not good enough for ya?
Presenting...the Apocalyptometer! (tm) Find out exactly how many apocalypses you've lived through over your lifetime! Also features On-this-day-in-apocalyptical-history, random predictions, possibly more to come:
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The Incredible Apocalyptometer(tm)
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September 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Presenting...the Apocalyptometer! (tm) Find out exactly how many apocalypses you've lived through over your lifetime! Also features On-this-day-in-apocalyptical-history, random predictions, possibly more to come:
kelly.twu.net/apoca/
kelly.twu.net/apoca/
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lol in case folks haven't noticed, every political and economic attack in this country is perfected on minorities FIRST and then scaled. 🤷🏿♀️
September 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
lol in case folks haven't noticed, every political and economic attack in this country is perfected on minorities FIRST and then scaled. 🤷🏿♀️
I fully endorse the Peppermint Patty & Marcie Disaster Lesbian theory.
Good grief! Charli Brown is a lot happier after her egg cracked, and disaster lesbians Peppermint Patty and Marcie are of course very supportive! (And their former crush on the ol’ blockhead makes a lot more sense now!) 🪁
September 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I fully endorse the Peppermint Patty & Marcie Disaster Lesbian theory.
Sometimes all you can do is make art.
Gender Outlaw by justkellys
When living your truth is outlaws, only outlaws will truly live.
www.teepublic.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Sometimes all you can do is make art.
When they came for us, what did you say?
What they do to us, they will do to you by justkellys
Evil is never wholly satiated.
www.teepublic.com
September 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
When they came for us, what did you say?
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The Heritage Foundation is one of the worst organizations in the modern world. A cesspit of sick nazi fucks. Every single idea, every single person who comes out of it makes the world a worse place. Creepy crawly death cult. Yeah I’m not very fond of them.
Heritage Foundation has released an absolutely insane policy proposal to label all trans people as domestic terrorists. It uses completely made up instances of terrorism and made up statistics but facts don't matter to them.
They want us all eradicated.
They want us all eradicated.
September 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The Heritage Foundation is one of the worst organizations in the modern world. A cesspit of sick nazi fucks. Every single idea, every single person who comes out of it makes the world a worse place. Creepy crawly death cult. Yeah I’m not very fond of them.
I’ve had too much caffeine
(that troublesome bean)
And the kind of cuisine
Vended from a machine.
What it’s doing inside me is downright obscene.
I’d send it all back (if you know what I mean).
(that troublesome bean)
And the kind of cuisine
Vended from a machine.
What it’s doing inside me is downright obscene.
I’d send it all back (if you know what I mean).
September 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’ve had too much caffeine
(that troublesome bean)
And the kind of cuisine
Vended from a machine.
What it’s doing inside me is downright obscene.
I’d send it all back (if you know what I mean).
(that troublesome bean)
And the kind of cuisine
Vended from a machine.
What it’s doing inside me is downright obscene.
I’d send it all back (if you know what I mean).
OK, which of you FTMs out there loaned the NRA one of your packers?
September 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
OK, which of you FTMs out there loaned the NRA one of your packers?
See what you like about my male coworkers, they are 100% accepting of my female identity. I can tell because every time I try to say something they’ll just talk right over me.
September 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
See what you like about my male coworkers, they are 100% accepting of my female identity. I can tell because every time I try to say something they’ll just talk right over me.
TBH I kind of love the fact that in my lifetime we’ve gone from “Frankenstein was the monster” to “actually, Frankenstein was the scientist” to “actually, Frankenstein was the scientist AND the monster“.
September 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
TBH I kind of love the fact that in my lifetime we’ve gone from “Frankenstein was the monster” to “actually, Frankenstein was the scientist” to “actually, Frankenstein was the scientist AND the monster“.
OK, new rule: anyone going around saying that slavery wasn’t so bad shall be regarded as volunteering.
August 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
OK, new rule: anyone going around saying that slavery wasn’t so bad shall be regarded as volunteering.
I swear to you: my cat did not just meow at me, she literally *said*, "Meow".
August 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I swear to you: my cat did not just meow at me, she literally *said*, "Meow".
Dear lord, are they actually going to characterize immigrants as enemy combatants?
No, you did not give those of us who happened to look like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor any due process. And that was profoundly wrong. It destroyed our lives.
August 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Dear lord, are they actually going to characterize immigrants as enemy combatants?
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I will be asking to remove 'Queer As Folklore' from the long list for the Polari Prize 2025.
August 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I will be asking to remove 'Queer As Folklore' from the long list for the Polari Prize 2025.
"What is in this pipe? And why are those Indians giggling every time they call it a ‘peace pipe’?"
August 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
"What is in this pipe? And why are those Indians giggling every time they call it a ‘peace pipe’?"
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There’s a big nursing home in Mayo that was originally built for aging nuns and people call it The Virgin Megastore
May 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
There’s a big nursing home in Mayo that was originally built for aging nuns and people call it The Virgin Megastore
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Judge Session: I see no evidence of risk or danger of any kind. The court orders ICE to release Rümeysa Öztürk from custody IMMEDIATELY. She is free to return to her home in Massachusetts. Also free to travel within Mass and VT. I'm not going to restrict her travel, because I see no danger of flight
May 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Judge Session: I see no evidence of risk or danger of any kind. The court orders ICE to release Rümeysa Öztürk from custody IMMEDIATELY. She is free to return to her home in Massachusetts. Also free to travel within Mass and VT. I'm not going to restrict her travel, because I see no danger of flight
* continues working on the sequel*
Reviewed: 5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Helen Highwater and the Burning Eye by @klmitchell.bsky.social. Go to review:
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Helen Highwater and the Burning Eye by @klmitchell.bsky.social. Go to review:
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Book Video Review: Helen Highwater and the Burning Eye by K.L. Mitchell – Ebook
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May 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
* continues working on the sequel*
Oh, they went with an old white guy this time. Historic.
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Oh, they went with an old white guy this time. Historic.