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Given how much Trump hates and disrespects women of color, I'm currently manifesting a world in which Speaker @aoc.bsky.social appoints @coribush.bsky.social as house manager for his impeachment trial. Wouldn't that be super fun? Let's make it happen.
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Protip for reading news articles from unfamiliar sources:
1. Look at the caption of the first image in the story.
2. If it's ML slop based on typing a few keywords from the article into an image generator, close the tab and, if possible, block the source.

Hope this helps!
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I'm so baffled by the Lilo & Stitch remake. I've been baffled by all the Disney remakes (in a "why? who is this for?" way) but this one being a hit makes it even weirder. It's also different because Lilo & Stitch (2002) is one of my all-time favorite movies, so it's upsetting rather than just odd.
June 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I have made progress on sloganizing one of the foundational principles of my understanding of the world:

"Radical skepticism is irrefutable, so all knowledge begins with a leap of faith."

Not quite "shoutable from a moving car" length, but it could maybe fit on a bumper sticker...
April 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Reposted by Klaas
look, folks, I think that's as good as it's gonna get. let's go out on a high. abolish the senate.
April 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Life with a chaotically-aligned partner:
Where is the pepperoni?
Is it in the drawer for meats and cheeses? No.
Is it on the shelf? No, there are 4 different packages of cheese on 4 different shelves, but no pepperoni.
Oh here it is, in the crisper, with the lettuce, cucumber, and provolone.
January 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Every "inner monologue is not a universal mental pattern" article seems to be written by and for people with inner monologues, with a subtext of "Isn't it crazy that there are people whose minds are so unlike ours?"
Maybe journalists are disproportionately monologuers.
December 16, 2024 at 1:55 PM
The Story was the one song I would have bet would make the top 10. I like Seven Nation Army but would never have predicted it would win the day the day no matter how many guesses I had. #xpncountdown
December 13, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Ok I'm not reading that "Sauron the security system" article because yuck, but:
1. Do they not remember how Sauron failed rather disastrously at specifically the task of preventing intruders from sneaking into his realm and fucking up his shit?
December 6, 2024 at 3:47 AM
An intro post, you say? Definitely a case of answering a question nobody asked. But anyway, I'm your basic average white guy software engineer. But the kind that's a police abolitionist and an Elie Mystal stan. And a Presbyterian and a Kierkegaardian existentialist, in case that spices it up any...
November 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
post a meme made by you
September 1, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Getting an update on the slangs from the kiddos. "So 'level 1 gyat' means you have an underwhelming butt?"
November 7, 2023 at 11:48 PM
I cracked my front tooth in half with a laundry basket, doing laundry
quote post this with a really foolish injury

on my second night at university i was playing ping-pong on a defective table which folded in half as i went to place my hand on it for balance, causing me to fall in such a way that i tore a muscle in my back and had to do PT for several months
quote post this with a really foolish injury

went for a walk in my neighborhood at night senior year of HS and fell 7-ft into a storm drain. landed on my feet, broke one, then fell on my ass. it sloped up on one side so I was able to limp home.
October 24, 2023 at 3:35 AM