@guerillacricket.bsky.social looking forward to listening to your great coverage. Guessing you’ll see a few camel costumes in the crowd today.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social not sure you should be laughing at Warner looking like a used car salesman - didn’t I hear one of you explaining earlier how the whole England team is basically sponsored by used car salesmen?

@guerillacricket.bsky.social come on guys - get your maps out, and find the equator.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social yes, NZ is the good part of the world

@guerillacricket.bsky.social just saw that Tim Southee will be retiring after the England series. Hope to get to hear his jingle a few times during those tests - it’s definitely one of my favourites.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social I’m enjoying listening to two guerilla games playing simultaneously on RadioGarden. But I’m guessing it’ll get pretty confusing soon. Maybe someone can turn off the previous game?

@guerillacricket.bsky.social you guys are having too much fun today

@guerillacricket.bsky.social the dog’s been walked, breakfast eaten, so now I can settle down to a day’s work, listening to you guys and girls in the background, and looking forward to another stellar display by the blackcaps (with any luck).

@guerillacricket.bsky.social good evening from Taranaki

@guerillacricket.bsky.social my goodness. Just tuned in to see how many runs are being made today. Ridiculous. Any chance England could donate any of these to the blackcaps? - we’re playing India next week, I think Kane is injured, and I’m scared we’ll be slaughtered.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social thanks for making it super clear who’s doing what. Off to sleep now.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social yes, loved my limited knowledge of German to work out what takes the accusative.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social I honestly love listening to you guys, even though after half an hour I don’t actually know which team’s batting. I need to start paying attention!

@guerillacricket.bsky.social is McCullum’s work already done?

@guerillacricket.bsky.social sorry to hear that it’s the last day of the English test Summer. Also sorry that you always start about half an hour past my bed time. So good night and enjoy the last day.

@guerillacricket.bsky.social i think I mentioned I’m currently surrounded by wet cows (due to a storm). If you guys work out a way for me to turn those cows into a productive methane farm, let me know. We’ve had these beasts for two weeks now and all they’ve done is eat grass and bully the dog.