Kitt Walker
@kittwalkerphoto.bsky.social
Born in the 80s. I have nothing to promote or sell you. I play video games, I dabble in crafts, I enjoy the occasional movie. I like robots and krakens. I used to take photos, but then I realised I sucked at it so I stopped.
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I've just had a really good unique idea for a sitcom: what about a mid 30 something year old whose friends are all married and having babies, but they freak out about responsibilities and have hilarious adventures miss-interpreting the dating scene and then complain about how everyone uses apps.
April 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I've just had a really good unique idea for a sitcom: what about a mid 30 something year old whose friends are all married and having babies, but they freak out about responsibilities and have hilarious adventures miss-interpreting the dating scene and then complain about how everyone uses apps.
Did a yawn so big I've twinged a nerve or muscle or something in my neck.
Regular fucking extreme sports injury over here.
Regular fucking extreme sports injury over here.
March 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Did a yawn so big I've twinged a nerve or muscle or something in my neck.
Regular fucking extreme sports injury over here.
Regular fucking extreme sports injury over here.
I've given Batman Arkham Knight almost 3 hours and I still think it's quite shit. I seem to be in a very small minority here, so what am I missing?
March 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I've given Batman Arkham Knight almost 3 hours and I still think it's quite shit. I seem to be in a very small minority here, so what am I missing?
An alternate reality where every thing is exactly the same except the last scene in John Wick, when he opens the cage at the vets, instead of adopting the dog, Wick instead takes Lazlo Cravensworth as a bat from that one What We Do in the Shadows episode, as his companion!
February 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
An alternate reality where every thing is exactly the same except the last scene in John Wick, when he opens the cage at the vets, instead of adopting the dog, Wick instead takes Lazlo Cravensworth as a bat from that one What We Do in the Shadows episode, as his companion!
The cool thing about being a digital hoarder is occasionally finding still valid steam keys for games that have since been delisted.
Think there is any money is selling my Project Cars 2 key? Or Beyond Eyes? Or NBA Playgrounds 1?
Think there is any money is selling my Project Cars 2 key? Or Beyond Eyes? Or NBA Playgrounds 1?
February 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The cool thing about being a digital hoarder is occasionally finding still valid steam keys for games that have since been delisted.
Think there is any money is selling my Project Cars 2 key? Or Beyond Eyes? Or NBA Playgrounds 1?
Think there is any money is selling my Project Cars 2 key? Or Beyond Eyes? Or NBA Playgrounds 1?
I'm not a social person, but today for work, I'm having to attend an induction and it's going to be filled with people in my same job role, but who I don't know.
They're gonna want to talk to me, since we're all in this shitshow together, but I just don't have the energy.
Send prayers to me plz.
They're gonna want to talk to me, since we're all in this shitshow together, but I just don't have the energy.
Send prayers to me plz.
February 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I'm not a social person, but today for work, I'm having to attend an induction and it's going to be filled with people in my same job role, but who I don't know.
They're gonna want to talk to me, since we're all in this shitshow together, but I just don't have the energy.
Send prayers to me plz.
They're gonna want to talk to me, since we're all in this shitshow together, but I just don't have the energy.
Send prayers to me plz.
I genuinely love Uniqlo clothes but I get so pissed off and disappointed when I check out the new graphic teeshirts they do, because they routinely do Hello Kitty or Miffy but only ever in women's cut shirts. Which just don't fit me. (and I have tried!)
February 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I genuinely love Uniqlo clothes but I get so pissed off and disappointed when I check out the new graphic teeshirts they do, because they routinely do Hello Kitty or Miffy but only ever in women's cut shirts. Which just don't fit me. (and I have tried!)
Do I look like I know what a fucking whippoorwill is?
January 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Do I look like I know what a fucking whippoorwill is?
Reposted by Kitt Walker
My book is FREE ALL OF TODAY!! ❤️
🚨 FREE book alert 🚨
My angsty fantasy Incipience is FREE NOW! Weekend Winter giveaway runs today and tomorrow!
Supporting a disabled indie author has never been easier (plus it's perfect getting cosy & reading weather)!
www.amazon.co.uk/Incipience-L...
My angsty fantasy Incipience is FREE NOW! Weekend Winter giveaway runs today and tomorrow!
Supporting a disabled indie author has never been easier (plus it's perfect getting cosy & reading weather)!
www.amazon.co.uk/Incipience-L...
January 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
My book is FREE ALL OF TODAY!! ❤️
Lasagne sheets? Ummm ch-yeah, I sure hope it does!
January 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Lasagne sheets? Ummm ch-yeah, I sure hope it does!
It's 2025 and they still haven't figured out a way to prevent the top of a Swiss roll sticking to the wrapper, tearing a big ol strip of sponge off.
Darkest fucking timeline.
Darkest fucking timeline.
January 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It's 2025 and they still haven't figured out a way to prevent the top of a Swiss roll sticking to the wrapper, tearing a big ol strip of sponge off.
Darkest fucking timeline.
Darkest fucking timeline.
Alright 2025, you can come in, but you're on thin fucking ice so just behave yourself.
January 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Alright 2025, you can come in, but you're on thin fucking ice so just behave yourself.
Google puts so much time effort and energy into algorithms and ai learning and yet still it sends me endless push notifications for cricket scores and south african lottery results.
December 28, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Google puts so much time effort and energy into algorithms and ai learning and yet still it sends me endless push notifications for cricket scores and south african lottery results.
Today I put out as many fires as I started. Not necessarily the same fires, but I like to imagine it being a numbers game really, so I'm taking that as a win.
December 27, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Today I put out as many fires as I started. Not necessarily the same fires, but I like to imagine it being a numbers game really, so I'm taking that as a win.
The exact opposite of an anti-smoking campaign. I would inject literal dog shit directly into my eye balls if it came packaged like this.
December 22, 2024 at 6:26 PM
The exact opposite of an anti-smoking campaign. I would inject literal dog shit directly into my eye balls if it came packaged like this.
You ever get the feeling that everyone else read a different book than you? Multiples of glowing reviews, for *this*?
a woman in a plaid shirt is saying " oh so i 'm the problem "
ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is saying " oh so i 'm the problem "
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2024 at 8:54 AM
You ever get the feeling that everyone else read a different book than you? Multiples of glowing reviews, for *this*?
A box fell over in my room while I was sleeping tonight and my caveman brain had interpreted it as a threat and it's been 2 hours and I've not been able to settle my brain back to sleep.
December 6, 2024 at 3:32 AM
A box fell over in my room while I was sleeping tonight and my caveman brain had interpreted it as a threat and it's been 2 hours and I've not been able to settle my brain back to sleep.
Not a big fan of the Christmas time, (and I know I'm not alone in feeling like that,) so you'll have to forgive me for possibly turning intona bit of a motivational quotes account for a bit during next month. Stuff like
You didn't come this far to only come this far.
You didn't come this far to only come this far.
November 30, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Not a big fan of the Christmas time, (and I know I'm not alone in feeling like that,) so you'll have to forgive me for possibly turning intona bit of a motivational quotes account for a bit during next month. Stuff like
You didn't come this far to only come this far.
You didn't come this far to only come this far.
I've been tasked with coming up with some idea for gifts that daughter and wife can buy me. I don't want for anything, so I google it.
Every "gift guide for guys" is just "a long sleeve shirt""an $800 bottle of whisky" or "a year of Spotify premium".
Every "gift guide for guys" is just "a long sleeve shirt""an $800 bottle of whisky" or "a year of Spotify premium".
November 30, 2024 at 11:42 AM
I've been tasked with coming up with some idea for gifts that daughter and wife can buy me. I don't want for anything, so I google it.
Every "gift guide for guys" is just "a long sleeve shirt""an $800 bottle of whisky" or "a year of Spotify premium".
Every "gift guide for guys" is just "a long sleeve shirt""an $800 bottle of whisky" or "a year of Spotify premium".
Man, I never manage to get pre-sale tickets, but I lucked out this time! Huzzah! #lanadelrey #Glasgow
November 28, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Man, I never manage to get pre-sale tickets, but I lucked out this time! Huzzah! #lanadelrey #Glasgow
1 hour until steam sale starts.
Do you remember when there were only a few TV channels and going into school the day after something amazing had been on TV and EVERYONE was talking about it? That feeling of shared interest, commonality? Unity.
I get that same feel around steam sales.
*shrug*
Do you remember when there were only a few TV channels and going into school the day after something amazing had been on TV and EVERYONE was talking about it? That feeling of shared interest, commonality? Unity.
I get that same feel around steam sales.
*shrug*
November 27, 2024 at 5:05 PM
1 hour until steam sale starts.
Do you remember when there were only a few TV channels and going into school the day after something amazing had been on TV and EVERYONE was talking about it? That feeling of shared interest, commonality? Unity.
I get that same feel around steam sales.
*shrug*
Do you remember when there were only a few TV channels and going into school the day after something amazing had been on TV and EVERYONE was talking about it? That feeling of shared interest, commonality? Unity.
I get that same feel around steam sales.
*shrug*
I've had plenty of bad coffees in my time. But I just can't get my head around just *how* bad Greggs coffee is.
November 26, 2024 at 2:33 PM
I've had plenty of bad coffees in my time. But I just can't get my head around just *how* bad Greggs coffee is.
I'm sitting somewhere between intrigued and confused
I'd Kiss THAT Fish
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3134990/
4,99€
Let your creativity run wild in this Fish Dress up game and create a new Mascot, OC or Friend! Take full control of your vision with a whole wardrobe of items! Make the most stunning fish in this sandbox experience and...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3134990/
4,99€
Let your creativity run wild in this Fish Dress up game and create a new Mascot, OC or Friend! Take full control of your vision with a whole wardrobe of items! Make the most stunning fish in this sandbox experience and...
November 21, 2024 at 12:54 PM
I'm sitting somewhere between intrigued and confused
The worst thing about showering in a 4th floor flat during winter is having to make the active choice between water temperature and water pressure.
November 20, 2024 at 8:29 AM
The worst thing about showering in a 4th floor flat during winter is having to make the active choice between water temperature and water pressure.
It's nearly the year 2025 and the only options we have for grating cheese are a shitty box that hurts your hand or a cylinder that launches cheese in every direction except the bowl?
Where have we gone wrong as a society?
Where have we gone wrong as a society?
November 17, 2024 at 3:14 PM
It's nearly the year 2025 and the only options we have for grating cheese are a shitty box that hurts your hand or a cylinder that launches cheese in every direction except the bowl?
Where have we gone wrong as a society?
Where have we gone wrong as a society?