kirstine danger
@kirstinedanger.bsky.social
your local horny certified forklift driver
anyone else make videos of themselves tucking their vibrators in at night?
November 23, 2023 at 7:11 AM
anyone else make videos of themselves tucking their vibrators in at night?
show me a picture that tells everyone who you are
November 6, 2023 at 5:56 AM
show me a picture that tells everyone who you are
in an absolute surprise (to no one) i, your local horny certified forklift operator slept with a coworker, 5 weeks into her new job
November 2, 2023 at 12:32 AM
in an absolute surprise (to no one) i, your local horny certified forklift operator slept with a coworker, 5 weeks into her new job
if the man i just blocked on everything doesn’t find a way to get in contact with me, i’ll be so fucking pissed
October 10, 2023 at 4:22 AM
if the man i just blocked on everything doesn’t find a way to get in contact with me, i’ll be so fucking pissed
thinking about sending this cutie at the bar a drink
October 9, 2023 at 3:23 AM
thinking about sending this cutie at the bar a drink
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The feminine urge to kill several guys & open a portal to hell in order to reconstitute the best lay you ever had.
October 4, 2023 at 7:17 AM
The feminine urge to kill several guys & open a portal to hell in order to reconstitute the best lay you ever had.
a friend sent me a post of a hotel with this incredible wall and now im just imagining all the movies i’d watch
September 6, 2023 at 3:32 AM
a friend sent me a post of a hotel with this incredible wall and now im just imagining all the movies i’d watch
just another day in the life of a horny forklift operator
September 4, 2023 at 9:35 AM
just another day in the life of a horny forklift operator
sandra knows what’s up
September 2, 2023 at 12:10 PM
sandra knows what’s up
in case anyone was wondering the vibes lately
August 29, 2023 at 9:52 PM
in case anyone was wondering the vibes lately
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August 26, 2023 at 5:20 AM
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┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we fuckin
▔▏┗┛▕▔ hate
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
cops
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┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we fuckin
▔▏┗┛▕▔ hate
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How your email finds me
August 13, 2023 at 9:03 AM
How your email finds me
sometimes i think i’m being too horny but then i think i just gotta let this freak flag fly
August 5, 2023 at 8:09 AM
sometimes i think i’m being too horny but then i think i just gotta let this freak flag fly
me rn cause i can’t find the charging cable to my favorite vibrator
August 4, 2023 at 8:23 AM
me rn cause i can’t find the charging cable to my favorite vibrator
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the crab rangoon fanbase is dying
reskeet if you're a real gooner !!!
reskeet if you're a real gooner !!!
June 26, 2023 at 2:42 AM
the crab rangoon fanbase is dying
reskeet if you're a real gooner !!!
reskeet if you're a real gooner !!!
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yesterday one of the guys i work w/asked if i had ever been committed… i was pretty shocked, started cackling laughing then said “yea actually, twice. 2 different psych hospitals” his face went blank and then he said something along the lines of “oh no i meant like in a committed relationship” lmaoo
July 30, 2023 at 8:43 PM
yesterday one of the guys i work w/asked if i had ever been committed… i was pretty shocked, started cackling laughing then said “yea actually, twice. 2 different psych hospitals” his face went blank and then he said something along the lines of “oh no i meant like in a committed relationship” lmaoo
i put off watching The Bear Fishes episode for a while cause i heard about how heavy it was and holy shit… im gonna go sit by myself in a dark room for a couple hours now
July 27, 2023 at 6:19 AM
i put off watching The Bear Fishes episode for a while cause i heard about how heavy it was and holy shit… im gonna go sit by myself in a dark room for a couple hours now
i really hope no one ever takes letterboxd away from me
July 25, 2023 at 8:16 AM
i really hope no one ever takes letterboxd away from me
as your local horny forklift operator i find it necessary to share that today, while driving the forklift at work my nipples got hard after i did a smooth quick tight turn. it was like my body’s way of rewarding me for a job well done.
July 11, 2023 at 7:18 AM
as your local horny forklift operator i find it necessary to share that today, while driving the forklift at work my nipples got hard after i did a smooth quick tight turn. it was like my body’s way of rewarding me for a job well done.