Was that a slip? Are you D.B. Cooper’s son, Jeff?

(of the famous 1971 airplane heist)

For many years I drank Wild Turkey 101, but as I got older it kicked my ass too hard. Also, J.W. Dant though that isn’t around as much anymore.

In recent times, I’ve most often gone w/ Old Grand Dad 80 proof, I like it, but it is owned by Suntory and I’d rather have a local, $ permitting. h/t tip

Which then are your Virginia bourbons of choice?

There’s an off color footlong assault joke in here, which I’ll leave to others, the real joke is trying someone for real for throwing a sandwich.

I mean, while not enjoy enjoyable, how thin is your skin? Obviously, never been to a soccer game…. :-)

Great line…

The Capitals aren't surprised to see him make history, but they're amazed all the same

I believe everyone agrees that FIFA is run somewhat akin to the mafia…

There’s a long list, but I’ll start with women’s soccer is basically an afterthought

Dear Dog

Is it going to be the orange man?

… which would be right in line with FIFA…

Is it just me or is it hard to recognize #USNT players out of uniform?

How they run and position themselves, plus the game face is how I know who I’m watching

That man is brain dead

Didn’t need to listen, I remember his utterances