Kipster
@kipstergull.bsky.social
Annoying sea gull, silver gull, whatever, I don't give a fuck what you call us.
From Naarm (Melbourne), Australia. Altona Pier if you must know.
Anyone got any chips? Dimmies? Burnt bits off Chiko Rolls?
From Naarm (Melbourne), Australia. Altona Pier if you must know.
Anyone got any chips? Dimmies? Burnt bits off Chiko Rolls?
I don't get the whole RIP thing. I mean, they're dead. They're not resting. They just don't exist anymore, so how can they experience "peace", or indeed anything at all.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I don't get the whole RIP thing. I mean, they're dead. They're not resting. They just don't exist anymore, so how can they experience "peace", or indeed anything at all.
You are a very cruel person.
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
You are a very cruel person.
machete madness crime mayhem sweeping across terrified Melbourne residents (watch for the eyewitness who always says "It was like something out of a movie!")
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
machete madness crime mayhem sweeping across terrified Melbourne residents (watch for the eyewitness who always says "It was like something out of a movie!")
Maybe you should switch the Doric and Ionic columns around and see if anyone notices.
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Maybe you should switch the Doric and Ionic columns around and see if anyone notices.
Have you looked at Cormac McCarthy's The Sunset Limited? You might find it interesting if you liked Godot.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Have you looked at Cormac McCarthy's The Sunset Limited? You might find it interesting if you liked Godot.
Reggie! My maaan - where you been? Ain't seen you for ages, dude ...
November 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Reggie! My maaan - where you been? Ain't seen you for ages, dude ...
Them turkeys sure do have impressive formation skills.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Them turkeys sure do have impressive formation skills.
Probably thinks everything else has shrunk.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Probably thinks everything else has shrunk.
OK. Got the ear worm. Just have to learn the dance.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
OK. Got the ear worm. Just have to learn the dance.
*chuckles* ... So "Bingle" didn't get a run?
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
*chuckles* ... So "Bingle" didn't get a run?
Have I had any calls ...?
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Have I had any calls ...?
Excellent! That's proper cat behaviour.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Excellent! That's proper cat behaviour.