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Kipster
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Annoying sea gull, silver gull, whatever, I don't give a fuck what you call us.
From Naarm (Melbourne), Australia. Altona Pier if you must know.
Anyone got any chips? Dimmies? Burnt bits off Chiko Rolls?
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NGXB
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Stephen Cookson | One Liner Comedian
YouTube video by Hot Water Comedy Club
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
and he smiles for her
Amid the destruction...

A girl combs her father's hair, who lost his leg in the Genocide.

LOVE IS A HEALER❤️✊🏼🇵🇸
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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i have an aunt who always has a pomeranian in her purse. she has had a pomeranian in her purse for 30 years. every time the last one dies she replaces it with an identical one, i am dead serious. nobody ever knows what its name is because of this.
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Genuinely curious how this example is called a genius. 🙄
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm wearing a hat!

youtube.com/shorts/hjAHH...
When the sun comes out in Melbourne #australia
YouTube video by Kick it Forward
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Masters of War Pigs (short)
YouTube video by maldigar
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Went to the dentist today, warned her I was terrified of dentists & that I may tremble and sweat and maybe even scream. She told me I was a silly boy (I'm 62yo) and that I should pull myself together and stop whingeing. I liked her straight away (and she was good!)
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
*Splat!*

Sorry about that.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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"The circle is the synthesis of the greatest oppositions. It combines the concentric and the eccentric in a single form and in equilibrium. Of the three primary forms, it points most clearly to the fourth dimension."

- W.Kandinsky -

🖼️ : "Circles in a Circle", 1923, oil on canvas

#Quotes #Art
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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True. 👌
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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It's all been a bit too much for the BBC.

#Ashes #AUSvENG
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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The Barmy Army spending longer in a plane to watch the first test than they did actually watching the first test will never not be funny
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Root GAAAWWWN this is great!
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Brook out for a duck! Quaaaaack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack 4/76
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
ABC Radio commentator: "England have stuffed it up, basically. There's not much more to it than that."
November 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Woo hooooo! Poms have been smashed by Starc. All out for 172. What a day!
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 AM
ANOTHER ONE! 6/58 for Starc. nnnnngggh
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
GAAAWWWN yes! Stokes out for 6 - Poms 5/115 - this is a cracker game. Gotta get Brook.
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Get this Brook cunt out.
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I am eating a 4&20 pie, drinking a Cooper's Sparkling Ale, and watching the Poms get knackered. Hee heee.
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The cricket starts soon. I've got the afternoon off, some chips, party pies and beer, the cat's outside & I've got the tv to myself. Woohoo!
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM