How can a struggling assassin get their start if their local mall no longer has a "Things Remembered" to customize their ammo?

I fear we are within hours of trump declaring himself pope as well...

We're just dancing on the deck of the Trumptanic... with icy ankles, numb feets and silly hats.

Swath Tickers: Far right poll takers

I have 2 requests when I die:

a. scatter my remains at the beach
2. don't cremate me

Pray for 47:
Psalm 109:8

There is no longer Inclusion or Equity for my Diversity in this country.

I believe it's time to seriously explore the idea that #planes are actually rebelling against us in some sort of mechanical uprising...
Operation "Head Between the Knees and Kiss"

“Now all you can do is wait. It must be hard for you, but there is a right time for everything. Like the ebb and flow of tides. No one can do anything to change them. When it is time to wait, you must wait.”
— Haruki Murakami

"I started as a ventriloquist on the radio." - old vaudeville guy

Shrimp tree Season!

He's not assembling a cabinet, he's creating a junk drawer.