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Tom Elliott
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mostly pretty good, mostly pretty alright
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I thought it would be funny you know you know like a bit
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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What’s important to consider, while watching the Eagles, is that life is nothing but a slow march toward eternal darkness.
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Kevin Hart is...

The Brutalist
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Jim Breuer is...

The Brutalist
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Jamie Kennedy is...

The Brutalist
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Shane Gillis is...

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November 26, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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Dane Cook is...

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November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Rob Schneider is...

The Brutalist
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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This Eagles offense is Xenogears again defector.com/the-eagles-s...
Two PSX (aka Playstation, aka PS1) compact discs. Both are for the video game Xenogears. Disc 1 has the protagonist, Fei, and the other disc has him in Weltall, his Gear (it's a thing you use in the game in certain battles against bigger monsters or others gears). It's made by Squaresoft. The game is rated T, for teen. Above the first disc it says "EAGLES FIRST HALF OFFENSE." Above the second disc it says "EAGLES SECOND HALF OFFENSE." This is originally a meme I made in the 2022 season… when they went to, and lost, the Super Bowl. The joke is that Xenogears disc 1 is a well-developed game with an intriguing-if-convoluted story, while disc 2 was rushed and it's just… the characters telling stories in rocking chairs? I dunno. It's awful. They need to remake it. Anyway this is what the Eagles offense is like. Nick Sirianni in a rocking chair.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
mattseybold.bsky.social Matt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 10d
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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If you're an Eagles media person who isn't saying this was the refs I'm assuming you're on the take
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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come on man
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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True Detective S1 is so good
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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happening again
old tweet from me ME, AN EAGLES FAN: the eagles stink YOU, NOT AN EAGLES FAN: yeah they’re having a rough year ME, AN EAGLES FAN: [suddenly simmering with rage] you… come into MY home… and you DISRESPECT the philadelphia eagles?
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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median challenger owner spotted
gitarooman.bsky.social Cooking Mama 2: Revengance @gitarooman.bsky.social · 12d
I’m gonna fucking throw up laughing dude
A green mustang decorated with various bad quality joker merchandise. The back says JESUS LOVES BAD GUYS THE JOKER. The license plate reads NOFARTS
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
kingtom.bsky.social
Depressive goblin nightmare boy
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Been throwing out the word tawdry a lot lately, feels good
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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"I still think environmentalism is basically bad" is just his old "sweatshop workers should have the freedom to die making my clothes" shtick but applied to climate change. Casual indifference to human suffering is his M.O. and always has been, since he became famous for supporting the 2003 Iraq War
Matthew Yglesias ‪@mattyglesias.bsky.social‬ If there’s no shale gas then there’s no shale gas, but I still think environmentalism is basically bad and politicians should focus more on material prosperity. November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM 19 quotes 1 save
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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The @theguardian.com runs with "tensions rise", to describe what is in fact unilateral US aggression against a country that poses zero threat to the US or to anyone else.
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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If you email us proof of cancellation of your New York Times subscription (send to help@currentaffairs.org), we’ll give you a FREE year-long digital subscription to Current Affairs.
currentaffairs.bsky.social Current Affairs @currentaffairs.bsky.social · 15d
NYT continues its long history of publishing op-eds pushing criminal wars of aggression
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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When Chuck Norris goes to school the teacher learn a lot from him
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Bolo Tie Guy: the Tom Elliott Story
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM