Old Nick🍑
@kingofthepotatoes.bsky.social
🔞 Almost 70! How did that happen, loving the bodies here, all ages, sizes, colours, imperfections. Like he said in the movie - 'Perfect, they are all perfect'. Posting my own pics, following folks doing the same.
DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
DM me to talk dirty or just for a chat👅
Mmm, lovely as always, beautiful - I love those panties and the lovely upskirt view! Double coffee? You must be a zillionaire! Coffee is so expensive these days, my favourite has doubled in price in 2 years, treat yourself, you deserve it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Mmm, lovely as always, beautiful - I love those panties and the lovely upskirt view! Double coffee? You must be a zillionaire! Coffee is so expensive these days, my favourite has doubled in price in 2 years, treat yourself, you deserve it.
It seems that Lovely Lucy has got plenty of volunteer assistants, we’d have to work hard to keep those 100 guys satisfied, but I’m up for it!
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It seems that Lovely Lucy has got plenty of volunteer assistants, we’d have to work hard to keep those 100 guys satisfied, but I’m up for it!
Ha ha, I know what you mean! I had a ‘friend’ who was really, really not gay, he enjoyed me sucking his cock and fucking me but he would't touch my me or do anything ‘gay’, except for one time when he had a few too many beers and gave me a BJ, it wasn’t very good, we pretended it never happened.😅
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Ha ha, I know what you mean! I had a ‘friend’ who was really, really not gay, he enjoyed me sucking his cock and fucking me but he would't touch my me or do anything ‘gay’, except for one time when he had a few too many beers and gave me a BJ, it wasn’t very good, we pretended it never happened.😅
That’s a shame, I have a nice warm place you could put it! My willy-warmer pussy is guaranteed to take the chill away.
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
That’s a shame, I have a nice warm place you could put it! My willy-warmer pussy is guaranteed to take the chill away.
Thanks, hope you have a good one as well.It’s a glorious morning here in Spain, sunny but a bit nippy, all I need is a nice cock like the one you so kindly sent and it will be a pefect day.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Thanks, hope you have a good one as well.It’s a glorious morning here in Spain, sunny but a bit nippy, all I need is a nice cock like the one you so kindly sent and it will be a pefect day.
Yummy, looks very tasty!
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Yummy, looks very tasty!
Luscious lovely lips.💋👅
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Luscious lovely lips.💋👅
So beautiful, that would definitely by my favorite dessert, I would lick that until my tongue got cramp.
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
So beautiful, that would definitely by my favorite dessert, I would lick that until my tongue got cramp.
It’s tricky shaving the manpussy area, it’s better to get someone else to do it for you, I volunteer, I could test the smoothness level with my tongue, that is the best way to make sure a proper job has been done.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It’s tricky shaving the manpussy area, it’s better to get someone else to do it for you, I volunteer, I could test the smoothness level with my tongue, that is the best way to make sure a proper job has been done.
Lovely Gary, so sexy, gorgeous body and a cock that demands to be worshipped. 💋
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Lovely Gary, so sexy, gorgeous body and a cock that demands to be worshipped. 💋
Lovely! He’s asking for attention, and I would love to give him a nice good morning kiss!
November 29, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Lovely! He’s asking for attention, and I would love to give him a nice good morning kiss!
I am going to try and write some stories based on my experiences, I’ll let you know and maybe you could give me some feedback?
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I am going to try and write some stories based on my experiences, I’ll let you know and maybe you could give me some feedback?
No flowery language (I’m not sure I mean flowery, but no ‘throbbing members’ or silly descriptions. I like the way you talk about the ‘newbie’ being uncomfortable with kissing, I used to be, but nowadays I love it as part of a sensual liaison, not just a quick fuck (that can be thrilling as well!)
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
No flowery language (I’m not sure I mean flowery, but no ‘throbbing members’ or silly descriptions. I like the way you talk about the ‘newbie’ being uncomfortable with kissing, I used to be, but nowadays I love it as part of a sensual liaison, not just a quick fuck (that can be thrilling as well!)
Hi Doug, no it wasn’t me, I’m just a lurker there. I’ve not read all your stories yet, just the ones that fit with my experiences, beaches and, just now, the sauna, oh my, I have sucked some cocks and been fucked in saunas! I love the way you tell these stories, just the right length….
November 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Hi Doug, no it wasn’t me, I’m just a lurker there. I’ve not read all your stories yet, just the ones that fit with my experiences, beaches and, just now, the sauna, oh my, I have sucked some cocks and been fucked in saunas! I love the way you tell these stories, just the right length….
Thanks, it’s opening up ready for you!
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Thanks, it’s opening up ready for you!
Not as much as I would, I need a cock in my mouth and my pussy - now!
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Not as much as I would, I need a cock in my mouth and my pussy - now!
If I was there it would be! All the way down my throat,
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If I was there it would be! All the way down my throat,
Mmm, great shot, I wouldn’t know where to kiss first!
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Mmm, great shot, I wouldn’t know where to kiss first!
Thanks, you’re very kind - yours are lovely too and you have a very suckable cock! 💋
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thanks, you’re very kind - yours are lovely too and you have a very suckable cock! 💋
Thank you, I love a smooth hole (or a hairy one), that’s a very pretty pussy.
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Thank you, I love a smooth hole (or a hairy one), that’s a very pretty pussy.
Fantastic stories. I really liked the Beach Day one, I have some very fond memories of dunes and forests behind nude beaches, it’s too cold here at the moment but I’ll be lurking at the local beach as soon as it warms up!
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Fantastic stories. I really liked the Beach Day one, I have some very fond memories of dunes and forests behind nude beaches, it’s too cold here at the moment but I’ll be lurking at the local beach as soon as it warms up!
Oh my, what a lovely view, would you mind if I plonked a kiss on the beautiful bottom? 👅
November 28, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Oh my, what a lovely view, would you mind if I plonked a kiss on the beautiful bottom? 👅
Amazon haven’t offered me anything like this for Black Friday, lovely!
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Amazon haven’t offered me anything like this for Black Friday, lovely!
That's a beauty - I wood (Ok, corny joke, but I really would!) 💋
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
That's a beauty - I wood (Ok, corny joke, but I really would!) 💋