Valkyrie
@king-brunnhilde.bsky.social
King Brunnhilde, formerly of Asgard. [RP/parody - no affiliation with Marvel]
"It's 5 o'clock somewere in the galaxy."
January 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"It's 5 o'clock somewere in the galaxy."
She throws an empty bottle through their head to make sure. "I don't know where you really are, but it's not here. What did you get yourself into?"
January 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
She throws an empty bottle through their head to make sure. "I don't know where you really are, but it's not here. What did you get yourself into?"
"No, don't give me that passive-aggressive act, Loki. Tell me what you meant." They've got her attention now.
January 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
"No, don't give me that passive-aggressive act, Loki. Tell me what you meant." They've got her attention now.
She still doesn't understand the point of the gift. Isn't he doing his own thing these days? Hasn't he always?
January 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
She still doesn't understand the point of the gift. Isn't he doing his own thing these days? Hasn't he always?
It's hard not to judge a dead animal left on one's doorstep.
January 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It's hard not to judge a dead animal left on one's doorstep.
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She's suspicious of proverbial Greeks bearing gifts.
She's suspicious of proverbial Greeks bearing gifts.
January 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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She's suspicious of proverbial Greeks bearing gifts.
She's suspicious of proverbial Greeks bearing gifts.
A king deserves better.
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
A king deserves better.