Why do dentists put their whole hand in your mouth then touch all over your face?

Now I smell like my breath and I hate it.

thought i was gonna lay down for a bit then read. instead took a 3 hour nap and am dehydrated. 💚

I have called my congressman, Sam Graves, twice in the last two days to inquire about what he plans to do to stop Musk mining the data of every American.

But, in true fashion, my congressman is on Facebook posting about “two genders” while the country burns…

idk why I thought watching Fiddler on the Roof would make me feel better this weekend.

Big changes are coming, Perchik. How dare you remind me.

why does bluesky want me to know everytime someone gets their PhD?

like, congrats but why is this my predetermined special interest?

I just learned about evangelical clown cults, but when I google it all I see I'd stuff about ICP.

My 5yo has been singing "In the End" by Linkin Park all day and I have never felt older.

but why isn't covered and cambria in the arcane soundtrack?

Jynx just IS Hollywood.

SIL turned my son into a midwest emo album cover