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Kimberley Noble
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Journalist, teacher, gardener. Following in the footsteps of Lily Tomlin in the search for signs of intelligent life, including my own.
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Also of the inability or unwillingness to gauge the relationship of objects to space.
A Tesla Cybertruck is parked beside a snowbank so that it blocks traffic on a major urban street. The Cybertruck can be seen through the front window of a streetcar full of people who have been held up for a half hour. Not visible in this photo are the parking and regular police called to this scene or the douchbag driver who arrived minutes ahead of the tow truck and fled with his truck between his legs in lieu of whatever missing male anatomy he is using it to compensate for. This photo of a Tesla Cybertruck blocking a main street accompanies the first but also shows the car parked correctly behind the Muskmobile which was prevented from leaving. The driver of the correctly parked vehicle, not shown in this picture, very kindly offered to help the streetcar driver navigate past the obstacle but the streetcar driver chose to wait for a tow truck. At this point there was a second streetcar stuck behind & many more were being short-turned down a street a few blocks to the east, disrupting some hundreds of passengers and other drivers. A fun time was had by many.
March 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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In response, @abajrak.bsky.social created this, inspired by previous work of @oalexanderdk.bsky.social:
A man kneels beside the smallest of 10 to 12 dominos, the largest of which is a metre or so tall. The first and tiniest domino is labelled "Melania looks at PMJT 'like that'" & the largest and final one is labelled "25% tariff on Canada, unravelling of US hegemony." The man is about to knock over the first domino.
March 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Figured out how to post the actual brilliant tragically prescient image:
The October 2924 cover of The Atlantic magazine depicts Donald Trump in a red baseball cap with a large black whip driving the horses pulling a black and red nightmarish circus cart into Washington under stormy skies. An elephant that looks at the same time defeated and passive is looking out from behind the bars of a cage in the back of the circus cart.
March 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Last October's @theatlantic.com cover certainly nailed it.
The October 2024 cover of The Atlantic magazine depicts Donald Trump using a whip to drive a black and red nightmarish circus wagon into Washington under a sky filled with storm clouds. A sad captive elephant is enclosed inside in a cage.
March 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Thanks @abajrak.bsky.social and @oalexanderdk.bsky.social for this!
February 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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How we are spending our morning: waiting for a tow truck to clear this absurd poorly-parked obstacle from the streetcar's path.
February 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Heartland Covered Bridge, New Brunswick, Canada
January 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Heartland Covered Bridge, New Brunswick, Canada
January 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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November 17, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #295,311!

Have @abajrak.bsky.social to thank for that.
September 17, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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Response to invitation to quote skeet fave film that was not a huge hit when released. Because terrible terrible marketing campaign. What about you?
August 28, 2023 at 5:46 PM