KimberleyAmelia
kimberleyamelia.bsky.social
KimberleyAmelia
@kimberleyamelia.bsky.social
Came here to try and escape the cesspool that social media seems to be becoming everywhere else (same as you I'd guess)
Leftist, anti-racist, pro-trans rights, pro-abortion (so much so I had one myself just for fun), feminist, etc
She/her
You want jokes? I've got jokes.

I know they say women become invisible after the age of 40 but I didn't realise cars would just start driving into you.

I should have been a stand-up comedian
July 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you really think about it, history is just a really slow game of whack-a-mole but with dictators
March 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I didn't get out of bed til after 1 today but I have managed to watch all of Frozen 1 since so who says late risers can't be as productive as early risers
January 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I HAVE BEEN PUNISHED FOR MY CRIMES (had a lie in cos I'm off sick so the dog got overexcited when I said we were getting up and accidentally headbutted me in the eye)
November 14, 2024 at 10:45 AM
I'm as hot as a climate change induced British summers day (I have a low grade fever)
November 13, 2024 at 12:19 PM
My favourite thing about a new social media platform is having absolutely no bloody idea of how it works. Hey 👋🏻 I don't know what I'm doing or how to find friends. I mean here, but also generally in life too...
October 19, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Guess I'm on here now then
October 18, 2024 at 8:24 PM