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calling it "the hellsite" or whatever has always been goofy and cringe but it's even goofier now that Twitter is the funniest possible thing to call it
August 8, 2023 at 5:26 AM
i wish there were less unshaven homosexual men on the various discover pages
July 31, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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doomers during the agricultural revolution: they will make you eat the wheat. they will make you live in a single location. and you will make so many clay pots.
July 29, 2023 at 9:54 AM
i think the increasing inability to detect obvious jokes is a better indicator of people getting stupider than the obvious jokes
July 29, 2023 at 11:20 AM
i love taking cold showers every two hours to lower my core temperature to safe levels
i love having a barely functional ac unit
i love when the temperature indoors is 80 degrees at 4am
July 27, 2023 at 9:52 AM
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Basically through sheer numbers we can just do settler cybercolonialism to this app and it's original userbase of people who want content warnings on pictures of spaghetti. then we can force the devs to let us say the Fun Words
July 25, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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threads is like if you could get an app that showed the channel you have to watch while pumping gas
Meta's Threads already looks cooked - users are down to 6 minutes a day and traffic is dropping. It's because it lacks any real reason to exist - it's a network that shows a deep and presumptuous contempt for what the user wants to see and do.
https://tinyurl.com/wyat72123
July 21, 2023 at 8:02 PM
boomers are the way they are because they grew up eating fake food that the cia invented to torture them
Y’all wanna start some discourse about fucked up casseroles again
July 19, 2023 at 9:46 PM
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i'm sick and tired of people using this platform just to have fun and clown around
July 19, 2023 at 8:09 PM
it's unreal how the what's hot page contains absolutely nothing except constant whining and the ugliest homosexual men you will see in your entire life
July 19, 2023 at 12:14 AM
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Someone made their username the n word on here and it was banned 40 minutes after it was reported. Everyone got mad that it could happen. They fixed it a couple days later so you can't do that, and made some statements about it but didn't apologize so now bluesky is the most racist site ever
July 15, 2023 at 8:13 PM
i am glad that we are already deep into the Twitter tradition of flaunting your own unbelievably terrible taste in men for no reason
Bluesky has 12 hours to respond to its most pressing criticisms or I will begin inviting my ex-boyfriends in order of most libertarian to least
July 14, 2023 at 9:16 AM
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I don't think we should punch Nazis, I think we should kill them
May 16, 2023 at 4:02 AM
oh god I'm 28 now
July 14, 2023 at 5:16 AM
there is an active account right now with the name "tranny" and a wide range of other slurs can still be used but yeah somehow this is a result of anti blackness specifically
July 14, 2023 at 1:43 AM
does anyone else like to eat extremely spicy food when they're sick? it's v soothing to a sore throat
July 14, 2023 at 1:38 AM
if anyone tells you that your social space will not survive without them, you are absolutely better off with them gone
July 13, 2023 at 5:12 AM
god this place sucks so fucking much
July 13, 2023 at 3:16 AM
i wish i did not get sick every time i leave the house
July 12, 2023 at 8:36 AM
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a shell needs to explode in the ground next to me and bury me in earth. i need to feel the cold soil crush the air out of my lungs, the steel receiver of my gun pressed into me by its weight, the instant silence of being buried in a meter of dirt.
July 11, 2023 at 2:19 AM
do u guys think the crushed estrogen in my center console is vibes
July 10, 2023 at 11:52 PM
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no law should have prevented the 17 year old from terminating her pregnancy or her mom from helping her.

this country is a disgrace. absolute shithole.
NEW: A Nebraska mother who helped her daughter end her pregnancy with abortion pills has plead guilty to three charges. The daughter plead guilty in May and will be sentenced next week. Both face two years in prison for accessing healthcare the state made unavailable
Nebraska Mom Pleads Guilty to Giving Abortion Pills to Her Teen Daughter
Jessica Burgess faced eight years in prison for helping her then 17-year-old get abortion pills. A plea deal brought it down to two.
jezebel.com
July 10, 2023 at 9:55 PM
oh yeah! i went to a birthday party/bar crawl last night where i only knew the host, and her cousin who also didn't know anyone let me hang out with her all night! i haven't had that much fun like literally in years
July 10, 2023 at 10:49 AM