Keel Haul
@kielhaul.bsky.social
Hungover on a Sunday? Groundbreaking
September 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Hungover on a Sunday? Groundbreaking
Cuddle applications are open
August 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Cuddle applications are open
National underwear day is such a wonderful mid-year treat
August 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
National underwear day is such a wonderful mid-year treat
Oh naur, Cleo the condensation
June 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Oh naur, Cleo the condensation
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Jumping on the RIP(enis) Bluesky bandwagon
June 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Jumping on the RIP(enis) Bluesky bandwagon
Holding the door open at a cafe as a large group of very attractive Firemen were leaving and one winks at me and says "you're too good to us" 🫠🥵🐷
June 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Holding the door open at a cafe as a large group of very attractive Firemen were leaving and one winks at me and says "you're too good to us" 🫠🥵🐷
Reposted by Keel Haul
Me watching tonight’s White Lotus:
March 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Me watching tonight’s White Lotus:
Me aggressively on here every Wednesday and Friday
November 22, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Me aggressively on here every Wednesday and Friday
Post your most recent mirror selfie:
November 19, 2024 at 7:12 AM
Post your most recent mirror selfie:
Four games to get to know me!:
November 18, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Four games to get to know me!:
10 shows to get to know me
1. Charmed
2. Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23
3. Veep
4. Schitt's Creek
5. The Magicians
6. Avatar The Last Airbender/ Legend of Korra
7. The Great British Bake Off
8. Utopia
9. The IT Crowd
10. The Boys
1. Charmed
2. Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23
3. Veep
4. Schitt's Creek
5. The Magicians
6. Avatar The Last Airbender/ Legend of Korra
7. The Great British Bake Off
8. Utopia
9. The IT Crowd
10. The Boys
10 shows to get to know me
1. The Leftovers
2. Fullmetal Alchemist
3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4. Westworld
5. Gundam Zeta
6. Schitt’s Creek
7. Doctor Who
8. Please Like Me
9. Hannibal
10. Battlestar Galactica
1. The Leftovers
2. Fullmetal Alchemist
3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
4. Westworld
5. Gundam Zeta
6. Schitt’s Creek
7. Doctor Who
8. Please Like Me
9. Hannibal
10. Battlestar Galactica
10 shows to get to know me
1. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3. Adventure Time (or Steven Universe, I can't decide which one)
4. Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist
5. SeaChange
6. Legends of Tomorrow
7. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
8. Riverdale
9. New Amsterdam
10. Catfish
1. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3. Adventure Time (or Steven Universe, I can't decide which one)
4. Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist
5. SeaChange
6. Legends of Tomorrow
7. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
8. Riverdale
9. New Amsterdam
10. Catfish
November 17, 2024 at 1:03 AM
10 shows to get to know me
1. Charmed
2. Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23
3. Veep
4. Schitt's Creek
5. The Magicians
6. Avatar The Last Airbender/ Legend of Korra
7. The Great British Bake Off
8. Utopia
9. The IT Crowd
10. The Boys
1. Charmed
2. Don't Trust the B---- In Apartment 23
3. Veep
4. Schitt's Creek
5. The Magicians
6. Avatar The Last Airbender/ Legend of Korra
7. The Great British Bake Off
8. Utopia
9. The IT Crowd
10. The Boys
My feed went from drawings and videogames to dick real fast
November 16, 2024 at 12:48 AM
My feed went from drawings and videogames to dick real fast
Reposted by Keel Haul
this owl just inhaled a pound of cocaine
November 12, 2024 at 12:55 AM
this owl just inhaled a pound of cocaine
Deleting every twitter post felt right. Hello friends
November 9, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Deleting every twitter post felt right. Hello friends
Reposted by Keel Haul
this is the button prompt you see when you're trying to sleep but the anxiety-induced insomnia is hitting
November 8, 2024 at 11:20 PM
this is the button prompt you see when you're trying to sleep but the anxiety-induced insomnia is hitting
Me staring at the people complaining about #MassEffect 5 taking so long. Remember what happened last time they rushed a game? Let 'em cook!
November 8, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Me staring at the people complaining about #MassEffect 5 taking so long. Remember what happened last time they rushed a game? Let 'em cook!