Matthew Tutrone
@kidwaxwing.bsky.social
Mets fans know me as @1986d.com
Fulham football 🤍, Giants football 💙, science fiction, fantasy, ancient & medieval history, socialism, dogs, turtles, ADHD, punk rock, graphic design, pizza, cocktails, beer, weed, naps
Fulham football 🤍, Giants football 💙, science fiction, fantasy, ancient & medieval history, socialism, dogs, turtles, ADHD, punk rock, graphic design, pizza, cocktails, beer, weed, naps
Phillies stop bitching about everything challenge.
August 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Phillies stop bitching about everything challenge.
The Mets fuckin stink.
August 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The Mets fuckin stink.
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WHY CANT ANYONE GET THROUGH THE FUCKING FOURTH INNING ARRRRGGGGHHHH
August 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
WHY CANT ANYONE GET THROUGH THE FUCKING FOURTH INNING ARRRRGGGGHHHH
I would appreciate if the Mets stopped personally hurting my feelings, thank you very much!
August 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I would appreciate if the Mets stopped personally hurting my feelings, thank you very much!
Mets hit a fastball down the middle challenge.
August 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Mets hit a fastball down the middle challenge.
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Schrödinger's Leftist:
Treated as if they’re not important enough to listen to
While somehow simultaneously important enough to cost you an election
Treated as if they’re not important enough to listen to
While somehow simultaneously important enough to cost you an election
August 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Schrödinger's Leftist:
Treated as if they’re not important enough to listen to
While somehow simultaneously important enough to cost you an election
Treated as if they’re not important enough to listen to
While somehow simultaneously important enough to cost you an election
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jeremy barnes once again glad he does not have the name recognition of eric chavez
August 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
jeremy barnes once again glad he does not have the name recognition of eric chavez
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Personally, I don't think it would be rude to fire Eric Chavez in the middle of a game.
August 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Personally, I don't think it would be rude to fire Eric Chavez in the middle of a game.
I swear the Mets get the first batter on base and into scoring position with less than 2 outs, and then fail to drive them in, no fewer than 5 times per game.
August 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I swear the Mets get the first batter on base and into scoring position with less than 2 outs, and then fail to drive them in, no fewer than 5 times per game.
Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 🗽
August 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Vote for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 🗽
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Nothing says this Mets team is not the 2024 version more than the fact that the Mets have not won a game this season they were losing after eight innings.
August 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Nothing says this Mets team is not the 2024 version more than the fact that the Mets have not won a game this season they were losing after eight innings.
The Mets are extremely annoying.
August 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The Mets are extremely annoying.
I wasn’t really stoked when they signed Frankie Montas, and he’s somehow been even worse than I expected.
August 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I wasn’t really stoked when they signed Frankie Montas, and he’s somehow been even worse than I expected.
Me opening Bluesky to see this skeet:
July 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Me opening Bluesky to see this skeet:
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Two days ago, an act of senseless violence took the lives of Officer Didarul Islam, Wesley LePatner, Aland Etienne, and Julia Hyman.
Today, I visited Officer Islam's family and learned of his legacy.
I ask you to join me in in honoring the memory of these four New Yorkers.
Today, I visited Officer Islam's family and learned of his legacy.
I ask you to join me in in honoring the memory of these four New Yorkers.
July 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Two days ago, an act of senseless violence took the lives of Officer Didarul Islam, Wesley LePatner, Aland Etienne, and Julia Hyman.
Today, I visited Officer Islam's family and learned of his legacy.
I ask you to join me in in honoring the memory of these four New Yorkers.
Today, I visited Officer Islam's family and learned of his legacy.
I ask you to join me in in honoring the memory of these four New Yorkers.
@jeffcmays.bsky.social I see you shut down replies like a fucking coward because you’re rightfully getting your ass kicked for this dumbass swipe at Mamdani.
July 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@jeffcmays.bsky.social I see you shut down replies like a fucking coward because you’re rightfully getting your ass kicked for this dumbass swipe at Mamdani.
Has Jay Leno ever even accidentally been funny? How the fuck this lump of wet sand held the top job in late night tv for so long is baffling to me.
yeah man give the public what it wants, fifty godzillion blowjob jokes about monica lewinsky
Jay Leno Says Today’s Late-Night Hosts ‘Alienate’ Half the Audience With Political Jokes ‘Cozying Up to One Side’: ‘I Don’t Think Anybody Wants to Hear a Lecture’
Jay Leno believes late-night TV hosts have become too politicized -- and that they risk losing half the viewing audience.
variety.com
July 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Has Jay Leno ever even accidentally been funny? How the fuck this lump of wet sand held the top job in late night tv for so long is baffling to me.
Whoever is screaming on the Mets broadcast shut upppppp
July 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Whoever is screaming on the Mets broadcast shut upppppp
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Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
July 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
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First Mamdani and now Fateh, there is a movement happening and the legacy Dems cannot handle it. Either get with it or get left behind.
July 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
First Mamdani and now Fateh, there is a movement happening and the legacy Dems cannot handle it. Either get with it or get left behind.
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I am rooting for Adam Driver to emerge as this year’s Grimace and Mets fans to start showing up dressed as Kylo Ren and doing monologues from the serious Adam Driver movies that I haven’t seen.
July 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I am rooting for Adam Driver to emerge as this year’s Grimace and Mets fans to start showing up dressed as Kylo Ren and doing monologues from the serious Adam Driver movies that I haven’t seen.
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The line right now for Democrats isn’t between progressives and moderates.
It’s between fighters and folders. Building a broad coalition of fighters in the era of Trump is how we win.
It’s between fighters and folders. Building a broad coalition of fighters in the era of Trump is how we win.
Building a broad coalition of fighters
YouTube video by Brad Lander for NYC
youtube.com
July 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The line right now for Democrats isn’t between progressives and moderates.
It’s between fighters and folders. Building a broad coalition of fighters in the era of Trump is how we win.
It’s between fighters and folders. Building a broad coalition of fighters in the era of Trump is how we win.
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Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
July 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.