Barry de Live
@kidmoe.bsky.social
I’m not “good” at “social media” or meeting “people” or using “air quotes” correctly, so this account is mostly just a repository for dumb jokes I think of while at work. But if you’re not a bot or an OF account I will most likely follow back.
We forgot to get the cat’s permission to move into a new apartment
May 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We forgot to get the cat’s permission to move into a new apartment
M̶̳̲̦̝͙̱̏̊̋̿̓̀͛̆̊̄̋̽̍͋̄͘͘e̷̡̞̹̺̲͉̳̐͛̐̐̓͋͝r̶̺͈͖͓̘̥̗̦̩̜̖̻̒̅̎͘r̷͈̹̗͚͎̼̳͇͉͚͇͓͈̘̺̘̔͆͒̀́͊̒̚y̵̢̮̫̦̦̳͓͎͙̏̏́͑̂̊̿̀̎̿̐̚̚͠ ̸̢͎͔̳̱̱̱̫̥̥͋͛͛̐̽͗͆̀̎̌͊̊͛̓̋̑͛̇͝͝C̵̻͉͎̩͉̈́́̃̋͌̉͗̈̐͒̃̉͐̑̌̚͜͝ḩ̶̮̹͕̩̲͚͓͉̟͑̽̀̈́̍̉͘ŗ̵̛̪͕̄ͅi̴̧̨̥͓̟͓̤͚͍̞͙̋̈́͛͋̇͑́͐̀̀͋̐̄͗̀͠ͅs̷̢͎̻̥̥̝̀̓̆͐̅̓́̌͘͜͠t̵͓̥̭̲͈̱͖̄m̴̨̫̘͕̤̺̤̝̖̺̻̫̺̺̩̙̟̳̹̓̑̇͑͊̈̒̿̔̍̓̉̈́͐̕͘̚͠͠ͅa̶̺̥̖̅͐̌͌̉š̷̡̰̼̰̥̙͈̫͖͕̼̠͍͚͔͖̑͆͜. (volume up)
December 29, 2024 at 10:22 PM
M̶̳̲̦̝͙̱̏̊̋̿̓̀͛̆̊̄̋̽̍͋̄͘͘e̷̡̞̹̺̲͉̳̐͛̐̐̓͋͝r̶̺͈͖͓̘̥̗̦̩̜̖̻̒̅̎͘r̷͈̹̗͚͎̼̳͇͉͚͇͓͈̘̺̘̔͆͒̀́͊̒̚y̵̢̮̫̦̦̳͓͎͙̏̏́͑̂̊̿̀̎̿̐̚̚͠ ̸̢͎͔̳̱̱̱̫̥̥͋͛͛̐̽͗͆̀̎̌͊̊͛̓̋̑͛̇͝͝C̵̻͉͎̩͉̈́́̃̋͌̉͗̈̐͒̃̉͐̑̌̚͜͝ḩ̶̮̹͕̩̲͚͓͉̟͑̽̀̈́̍̉͘ŗ̵̛̪͕̄ͅi̴̧̨̥͓̟͓̤͚͍̞͙̋̈́͛͋̇͑́͐̀̀͋̐̄͗̀͠ͅs̷̢͎̻̥̥̝̀̓̆͐̅̓́̌͘͜͠t̵͓̥̭̲͈̱͖̄m̴̨̫̘͕̤̺̤̝̖̺̻̫̺̺̩̙̟̳̹̓̑̇͑͊̈̒̿̔̍̓̉̈́͐̕͘̚͠͠ͅa̶̺̥̖̅͐̌͌̉š̷̡̰̼̰̥̙͈̫͖͕̼̠͍͚͔͖̑͆͜. (volume up)
Ralphie is concerned about your skeet history
December 7, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Ralphie is concerned about your skeet history
Oh cool! My 2024 #SpotifyWrapped just dropped!
December 5, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Oh cool! My 2024 #SpotifyWrapped just dropped!
Look, I know we are are all on the cusp of a fascist dystopian nightmare, but look at how fucking handsome Ralphie is:
November 6, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Look, I know we are are all on the cusp of a fascist dystopian nightmare, but look at how fucking handsome Ralphie is:
Many people know about International Cat Day, but not many know about the ICD distress signal, helpfully demonstrated here by Pumpernickel
August 11, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Many people know about International Cat Day, but not many know about the ICD distress signal, helpfully demonstrated here by Pumpernickel
Haven’t quite figured out how to find my people on this platform yet, so in the meantime here’s a picture of my pets (one is a cat and the other is a loaf of bread)
August 7, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Haven’t quite figured out how to find my people on this platform yet, so in the meantime here’s a picture of my pets (one is a cat and the other is a loaf of bread)