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Khi / Ingunn
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Librarian, larper, pagan
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"I heard today," the cat I share a house with said, "that you humans only have one life."

"Most of us have only one, yes," I said.

"And you chose to spend it with me."

"Well, you moved in."

"You chose to spend it with me."

"When you put it like that, yes."

"You are wiser than you look."
May 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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"If they have to do it, they should do it in private."

"Yeah!"

"It's not right, doing it in the open where kids can see."

"Yeah! It's not like they have to, it's something they choose to do."

"True. Hate is a lifestyle choice."

"Absol- Hate?"

"Yeah. What did you think we were talking about?"
June 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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"The sign said 'shepherd wanted'?"

"Yeah, but I must tell you we've had trouble with wolves..." The farmer looked up. And up. "Er. You're a dragon?"

"Is that a problem?"

"You won't eat the flock?"

"I wouldn't eat a hoard."

The farmer nodded. "That's the right attitude. But no sleeping on them!"
August 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Sorry but I just don't feel comfortable sharing public toilets with transphobes. At any moment they could just demand to have a look at my gennies. The law should protect women's spaces from these creeps.
April 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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I am a salt hag. The tides turns my blood. Waves call me down from the cliffs to occulted coves. Gulls gossip with me. My shore is augury. The rock I stand upon all the temple I need. All my magics are kissed by salted lips. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #WitchSky
March 26, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Yeah.. *grumble*
GOD: time to decide which things should cause allergies

CHUBBY QUIET ANGEL: well I was thinking people should be allergic to bad things like unkindness and lying and fluorescent lighting and…

GOD: flowers and kitty cats and peanut butter

ANGEL: oh okay
March 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Word of the day is ‘librocubicularist’: one who loves nothing better than reading in bed.

(Not easy to say, but I’m glad to know it exists).
November 24, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Yeah.. At non-seated concerts I usually conplain about missing a step stool and make up detailed concepts in my head concerning possible height-regulated areas. 🙄😄
December 1, 2024 at 11:11 AM
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Krever vanvittig mye å stå på en talerstol og si dette. For en enorm ungdomsorganisasjon jeg er en del av, og for en rekke modige tillitsvalgte vi har i AUFere som Kristine, Håkon og Emilie i Trøndelag. De hadde fortjent så vanvittig mye bedre i dag.
November 30, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I wholeheartedly agree!
November 24, 2024 at 10:32 AM
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Today’s poem is called ‘A Brief History of Modern Art in Poetry’.
November 16, 2024 at 8:44 AM
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Sometimes the path chooses you
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
November 20, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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I screamed when I saw the LOVE HURTS trailer.

I CANNOT WAIT.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=frYV...

Side bar for wholesomeness: Ke Huy Quan and Jeff Cohen (Data and Chunk!) are still friends and the latter negotiated KHQ's contract for Everything Everywhere All At Once. 🥰
Love Hurts | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2024 at 6:03 AM