Kelly's Special Purpose
@khawkjhawk.bsky.social
Look, all I want is to enjoy the little things in life. And be happy that other people can enjoy what they want, too. All about equal rights. Love animals. Keep fighting the good fights, friends!💙🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Also, vaccines should NOT be controversial. Just sayin'
Also, vaccines should NOT be controversial. Just sayin'
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I quit Facebook in 2013, never really participated in Twitter, never have had an Instagram or tiktok account. So I can't lie, social media is a cesspool. The fact that people literally get online specifically to insult/hurt/troll people is absolutely shocking to me. Like, why not say something kind?
How come I love teeny, tiny things so much? Give me a miniature house with Itty bitty furniture and I feel joy. I'm so weird.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How come I love teeny, tiny things so much? Give me a miniature house with Itty bitty furniture and I feel joy. I'm so weird.
My downstairs bathroom had a shower curtain with Nicolas Cage on it, and when my youngest moved out he took it. I miss Nick. I think I may need a new one. He never judged me when I shit.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My downstairs bathroom had a shower curtain with Nicolas Cage on it, and when my youngest moved out he took it. I miss Nick. I think I may need a new one. He never judged me when I shit.
My city voted straight Blue!
a blue heart on a blue background with smaller hearts coming out of it
ALT: a blue heart on a blue background with smaller hearts coming out of it
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
My city voted straight Blue!
Weird call of the day: I work at an aquatic center. Guy just called asking where a shopping district is, two towns over. I ask if he has the right number. He says he does, can I let him know about shopping in the area, please? I'm peopled out. I need a drink.
October 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Weird call of the day: I work at an aquatic center. Guy just called asking where a shopping district is, two towns over. I ask if he has the right number. He says he does, can I let him know about shopping in the area, please? I'm peopled out. I need a drink.
I think at this point, we have to add "for racists" at the end of everything he says.
Vance is casting aside traditional notions of the American cultural melting pot.
JD Vance: ‘Totally Acceptable’ To Want Neighbors Who ‘Speak The Same Language’
Vance is casting aside traditional notions of the American cultural melting pot.
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October 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I think at this point, we have to add "for racists" at the end of everything he says.
I had a dream there were aliens who looked like humans and the only way to suss them out was if they played Wordle with 6 letters instead of 5.
October 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I had a dream there were aliens who looked like humans and the only way to suss them out was if they played Wordle with 6 letters instead of 5.
If you're here looking for a Waterpark ride, it's flumescrolling.
If you’re here looking for love, it’s groomscrolling
if you’re looking for “Who’s who,” it’s whomscrolling
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you're here looking for a Waterpark ride, it's flumescrolling.
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October 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Crazy call of the day: woman calls, her phone keeps dropping the call and skipping every other word. She told me it has to be my land line because her phone is fully charged and she just got a new screen protector. And she called the wrong number.
October 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Crazy call of the day: woman calls, her phone keeps dropping the call and skipping every other word. She told me it has to be my land line because her phone is fully charged and she just got a new screen protector. And she called the wrong number.
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My dogs are all off kilter, today they started to do the peepee dance when I put on my pants, usually it's when I put on my glasses!
October 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My dogs are all off kilter, today they started to do the peepee dance when I put on my pants, usually it's when I put on my glasses!
Fuck yeah Lawrence
October 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Fuck yeah Lawrence
Wasn't supposed to start until 5....gotta love Lawrence!!!
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Wasn't supposed to start until 5....gotta love Lawrence!!!
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#WoodyGuthrie came to the #PNW to write tunes about the #WPA. In this video one of his #protest times is used to accompany footage of Ice going after peaceful protesters in #Portland.
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All You Fascists by Woody Guthrie. Portland animal dancing protests. DEAN MEDIA 2025 (c).
YouTube video by DEAN MEDIA
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October 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
#WoodyGuthrie came to the #PNW to write tunes about the #WPA. In this video one of his #protest times is used to accompany footage of Ice going after peaceful protesters in #Portland.
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My oldest is 27 today. I cannot wrap my head around this. Mentally, I'm still 12. At least at fart and penis jokes.
October 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My oldest is 27 today. I cannot wrap my head around this. Mentally, I'm still 12. At least at fart and penis jokes.
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They are just over the halfway point - if everyone who sees this pitches in a little we could get to the finish line in no time. $8 buys a bale of hay!
Pigeon hopes that you have given to our hay drive. Actually that's not true, she only cares about mealworms and fashion. But WE would certainly appreciate if you would consider a donation today! donorbox.org/mmfs-2025-ha...
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They are just over the halfway point - if everyone who sees this pitches in a little we could get to the finish line in no time. $8 buys a bale of hay!
I am watching Room 1408 for the first time. Even in broad daylight, it is scary! Now this is what I am talking about!!!! If only it were rainy to add to the atmosphere.
October 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I am watching Room 1408 for the first time. Even in broad daylight, it is scary! Now this is what I am talking about!!!! If only it were rainy to add to the atmosphere.
Watching a classic that scared the shit out of me as a child....Ghost Story from 1981! Not as scary now as it was then 🤣, but still spoooooky
October 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Watching a classic that scared the shit out of me as a child....Ghost Story from 1981! Not as scary now as it was then 🤣, but still spoooooky
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Here is a baby otter to end the week
October 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Here is a baby otter to end the week
There is a store called Big Bob's Flooring Outlet near me. Once, I thought it said Big Boobs. My daughter and I could not stop laughing. One of us yells Big boobs every time we drive by. Anyway, my daughter is now my son and I love him fiercely and you will take away his rights over my dead body. 🏳️⚧️
October 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There is a store called Big Bob's Flooring Outlet near me. Once, I thought it said Big Boobs. My daughter and I could not stop laughing. One of us yells Big boobs every time we drive by. Anyway, my daughter is now my son and I love him fiercely and you will take away his rights over my dead body. 🏳️⚧️
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Des Moines, Iowa
Grand Rapids, MI
Louisville, KY
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Pittsburgh, PA
Raleigh, NC
Richmond, VA
St. Louis, MO
Fort Lauderdale, Tampa, Sunrise, Jacksonville, Fort Myers & Naples, FL
October 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
ICE is looking to rent office space in:
Birmingham, AL
Charleston & Columbia SC
Columbus, OH
Des Moines, Iowa
Grand Rapids, MI
Louisville, KY
Milwaukee, WI
Oklahoma City, OK
Pittsburgh, PA
Raleigh, NC
Richmond, VA
St. Louis, MO
Fort Lauderdale, Tampa, Sunrise, Jacksonville, Fort Myers & Naples, FL
Birmingham, AL
Charleston & Columbia SC
Columbus, OH
Des Moines, Iowa
Grand Rapids, MI
Louisville, KY
Milwaukee, WI
Oklahoma City, OK
Pittsburgh, PA
Raleigh, NC
Richmond, VA
St. Louis, MO
Fort Lauderdale, Tampa, Sunrise, Jacksonville, Fort Myers & Naples, FL
My husband just sent this to me, waiting for mommy! 🥹
October 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
My husband just sent this to me, waiting for mommy! 🥹