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Kevin Slattery
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awh hell pawl, the ocean ain’t played nobody!
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me quietly liking your thirst traps
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
6 plays the football so good in mid-air
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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WHOA. Via @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social, it looks like Democrats just flipped BOTH *statewide* Public Service Commissioner seats in Georgia.

That seems...significant.
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Woke 2 riding in like
bugs bunny is riding on the back of a horse
Alt: bugs bunny is riding on the back of a horse
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
if the Birds get dotted up by Carson Wentz I'm going to take a nap in traffic.
October 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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hooting and hollering at a guy wearing 99 running jet sweep motion
The average mind cannot comprehend the insane athleticism of a 5’11 330 pound Samoan
October 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Now that's one way to earn a penalty 👏🍑
October 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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"This is how we make the next generation of Buzzballz"
Ole Miss commercial has the shot.
October 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I wrote about the ai "friend" PLUS Jam of The Week (Fuzzy Slippers)

open.substack.com/pub/kfslatte...
AI is not your "friend" PLUS Jam of The Week
game recognize game you lookin kinda unfamiliar right now.
open.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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"Fuck you, we'll just do it again." - Jeff Stoutland
September 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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If you're at the Linc this is your chance to go on the field and run around for a bit.
September 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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NBC Sports Philly has this rain delay footage beat.

Show me a doc about Wilbert Montgomery or something.
September 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i play too much cfb26 to deal with narrow hasmarks.
narrow hash marks are football cowardice
September 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
not worried about our DL (best player spit on a guy)

very worried about the security status of quintonimo bay
September 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
When there’s a safety lurking but it’s 3rd and 8
August 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Phillies good?
August 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Awh hell Pawl 🤣
Paul Finebaum stands by his take that Arch Manning is the best college QB since Tim Tebow.

"I feel like the battered New York Democratic candidate for mayor who everybody has attacked — I don't want anything to do with him by the way. I'm just making a point that I have been unfairly attacked."
July 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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next Lottery Party guest will be JOSH HARRIS IN A BOATHOUSE ROW JERSEY
Also no more fan favourite players at the live Ricky please. 😂
July 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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last year's Sixers, vindictive psychopaths that they were, had their best stretch days before the deadline: won 4 in a row, then played DEN/BOS/MIA tough. they didn't trade Yabu bc they had play-in dreams

instead, finish 4-28, get #3 on their cap sheet, Grimes pops, and lose Yabu to NYK for nothing
July 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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its gettin spooky out here we might need another malice in the palace as a heat check
Arizona Diamondbacks infielder Ketel Marte was visibly upset on the field Tuesday night after a fan heckled him about his late mother, who died in a car accident eight years ago.
June 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Zohran's win is cool and good can't wait to lib out here on bluesky.
June 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I just know it hurts elon's feelings that you're on here JD.
‪Congratulations to the new leader of the Democratic Party @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
June 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I cam here to have zero motion and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum.
June 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Purely anecdotal, but my observation is that men who are like "I did some cooking for my family today, here's a photo of my dish" seem like they're mostly pretty happy and men who are like "Men should never cook, frying pans will leech estrogen into your brain" seem like they're never happy.
April 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM