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@key0nline.bsky.social
· Oct 19
oppa gangnam style, motherfucker
The existence of Taiwan Beer Gold Medal is enough for me to defend the entire country from an imminent large-scale invasion by the People’s Liberation Army.
September 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The existence of Taiwan Beer Gold Medal is enough for me to defend the entire country from an imminent large-scale invasion by the People’s Liberation Army.
popped this shit and it got me authorising drone strikes
May 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
popped this shit and it got me authorising drone strikes
it has been many moons since i last trawled the blue sky
April 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
it has been many moons since i last trawled the blue sky
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telling cop im honestly not a fan of law and order
February 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
telling cop im honestly not a fan of law and order
i think Elon Musk forgot he was Dutch
December 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
i think Elon Musk forgot he was Dutch
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Is it safe to mix clorox bleach and hennessy
December 20, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Is it safe to mix clorox bleach and hennessy
under scrutiny again for plots against the intergalactic federation
December 20, 2024 at 10:07 PM
under scrutiny again for plots against the intergalactic federation
consciously alienated by people who demand respect
December 20, 2024 at 9:57 PM
consciously alienated by people who demand respect
Chuck Mangione, legendary flugelhorn and trumpet player
December 10, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Chuck Mangione, legendary flugelhorn and trumpet player
Dave Blunts is a fake geeker
December 7, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Dave Blunts is a fake geeker
sometimes i think it’s gonna be alright, then i realise my immortal soul is irreversibly tainted
November 29, 2024 at 10:25 PM
sometimes i think it’s gonna be alright, then i realise my immortal soul is irreversibly tainted
No, we can’t go band for band
November 23, 2024 at 5:33 AM
No, we can’t go band for band
MF GHOST just doesn’t capture the essence that Initial D had
November 23, 2024 at 5:33 AM
MF GHOST just doesn’t capture the essence that Initial D had
lots of cool apps in the apps store
November 19, 2024 at 8:30 PM
lots of cool apps in the apps store
i am a normal functioning member of society
November 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
i am a normal functioning member of society
which law do i break next?
November 17, 2024 at 10:58 AM
which law do i break next?
all praise to the most high 🙏
November 17, 2024 at 3:50 AM
all praise to the most high 🙏
they call me ‘Little Richard’ for the intended purpose of offending and terrorising on account of the proportions of my genitalia
October 27, 2024 at 12:29 AM
they call me ‘Little Richard’ for the intended purpose of offending and terrorising on account of the proportions of my genitalia
a little bit chicken fried rn
October 25, 2024 at 1:03 AM
a little bit chicken fried rn