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Has some enterprising millennial built a subdivision named Green Hill Zone where the streets are the names of Sonic levels?
March 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Jaguars really hiring a collection of guys who look like they love the smell of farts.
February 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I have played a handful of games of Rivals and I have to say I have no real idea of what is going on.
January 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m hard pressed to imagine a world where I’d sign up for a service that allowed people to borrow my car to do crimes.
January 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Entering W18, Caleb Williams against the NFCN:

5 games
119/188 - 63% comp. rate
1,353 yards (270.4/gm)
8 TD
0 int
15 sacks
179 rush yds

Team lost first three games by a combined seven points

Seems like some reasons to be optimistic about his future if we’re being honest today.
December 30, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Soldier Field is always nice because late in the year the turf resembles the team: garbage.
December 22, 2024 at 6:04 PM
On 2nd and goal I honestly thought they might make Swift run to the one yard line again.
December 17, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Doug Kramer is never playing offensive line so why not just slap a FB number on him?
December 17, 2024 at 2:58 AM
So Will Trent is less funny Monk?
December 17, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Dear Coach Brown,

Swift is 5’9” 216lb and not a power back.

Thanks,

Kev
Dear Coach Brown,

The Vikings will send a minimum of five on every third down.

Please plan accordingly.

Thanks,

Kev
December 17, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Dear Coach Brown,

The Vikings will send a minimum of five on every third down.

Please plan accordingly.

Thanks,

Kev
December 17, 2024 at 1:57 AM
DJ Moore on the screen, completely covered.

Swift, completely open.
December 17, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Wel that one was on Caleb, you had the time to make a decision
December 17, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Less than half a second after his back foot hit on his drop, he was lying on his stomach.

Now, everybody on the planet knew a blitz was coming so you probably should have adjusted for that.
Caleb has taken a lot of sacks this year, but give Braxton credit- I don’t remember any of them looking like THAT. I can stomach the pocket collapsing and Caleb seeing it coming, but that… that’s nightmare fuel shit.
December 17, 2024 at 1:28 AM
I refuse to believe there are fewer than 32 people on earth who could play left tackle competently.
December 17, 2024 at 1:18 AM
The horn doesn’t stand out enough so from a distance it just looks like they are wearing generic practice helmets.
The white helmet makes the Vikings Uni a B at best
December 17, 2024 at 1:04 AM
The white helmet makes the Vikings Uni a B at best
December 17, 2024 at 1:02 AM
They should have given the ball to DET for my own personal entertainment.
December 16, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Lotta Gogol Bordello in Creature Commandos
December 13, 2024 at 1:11 AM
For some reason Madden spooled my game against some internet dude playing as the Chargers, but we are in Arrowhead Stadium?
December 11, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Love seeing your WR1 have the ball hit him and just bounce around
December 8, 2024 at 9:53 PM
To be fair, we did all specifically request they fire the best defensive coordinator on the team.
December 8, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Whoopsie doodle
December 4, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Just described the plot of Superman IV to my wife who looked at me like I was an insane person.
December 4, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Cubs get a guy: Oooh

See who the guy is: Oh
December 2, 2024 at 2:15 PM