Kev Kage
@kevkage.bsky.social
enjoyer of themed experiences, in spite of how embarrassing that sounds
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Great day to help folks who need it. Thanks Jeff!
Day 29 of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC which supports CM’s,hospitality, community, & more. With layoffs,hours reduced, inflation,& climate: Need is high! Every donation counts !Can’t donate? Share🙏Drive ends 11/30
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Great day to help folks who need it. Thanks Jeff!
I did not have a dessert plate today, but I did just eat half a box of Wendy’s Baconator flavored Cheez-Its, putting a squirt of Salsa Picante Tabasco sauce on each cracker. I understand this makes me unfit for society. I accept that
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I did not have a dessert plate today, but I did just eat half a box of Wendy’s Baconator flavored Cheez-Its, putting a squirt of Salsa Picante Tabasco sauce on each cracker. I understand this makes me unfit for society. I accept that
Shoutout to the new Munchkins commercial. 10/10
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Shoutout to the new Munchkins commercial. 10/10
Sing it, sister
Jane and I want to wish everyone a very Happy Thanksgiving.
Let’s never forget that when we stand together, with hope and love, we can create the future based on peace and justice that we all deserve.
Let’s never forget that when we stand together, with hope and love, we can create the future based on peace and justice that we all deserve.
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sing it, sister
I’m thankful for Bluesky! I wasn’t into ThemeParkTwitter but thought I’d get a fresh start here, and while I do miss some people and updates from the bad place, I’m excited to have made a bunch of new Internet (and some IRL) pals! Thanks for being such a lovely bunch and hope y’all have a great day
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m thankful for Bluesky! I wasn’t into ThemeParkTwitter but thought I’d get a fresh start here, and while I do miss some people and updates from the bad place, I’m excited to have made a bunch of new Internet (and some IRL) pals! Thanks for being such a lovely bunch and hope y’all have a great day
I would like to call more attention to this video that you absolutely should watch!
Bonus: it’s actually quite good and not like the trash I make and try to sell you on!
Bonus: it’s actually quite good and not like the trash I make and try to sell you on!
Is IKEA a Theme Park?
YouTube video by sjlemme
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I would like to call more attention to this video that you absolutely should watch!
Bonus: it’s actually quite good and not like the trash I make and try to sell you on!
Bonus: it’s actually quite good and not like the trash I make and try to sell you on!
lol. 12 monthly payments of just $150 a month!
Pushing hard on this.
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
lol. 12 monthly payments of just $150 a month!
Haven't watched a second yet but I can already tell, this is the kind of content I'm here for
Have you ever wondered what the term "theme park" actually means? I answered this question in the stupidest way possible by figuring out if IKEA counts. And if you support me on Patreon you can watch that video RIGHT NOW! Everyone else will have to wait til tomorrow.
www.patreon.com/posts/144275...
www.patreon.com/posts/144275...
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November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Haven't watched a second yet but I can already tell, this is the kind of content I'm here for
This is a great look, actually. Just needs some makeup and a little crown and it's Al Pithy Party
Wow! Our first-week ticket sales BLEW MY HAIR RIGHT OFF!! Hope it grows back in time for the tour!
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is a great look, actually. Just needs some makeup and a little crown and it's Al Pithy Party
“You want to fast forward a parade? Run in the opposite direction” - Mitch Hedberg
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“You want to fast forward a parade? Run in the opposite direction” - Mitch Hedberg
I’m not even kidding, like three weeks ago I said my christmas wish was to have a Baked Alaska. VIVA BAKED ALASKA
A fantastic night out with Chuck and Rich and steak and BAKED ALASKA. What a delightful time to live deliciously!
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’m not even kidding, like three weeks ago I said my christmas wish was to have a Baked Alaska. VIVA BAKED ALASKA
The server said I am the 7th Viking on the planet to try this. A+
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The server said I am the 7th Viking on the planet to try this. A+
Mythos is dead. Long live Mythos
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Mythos is dead. Long live Mythos
Breakfast of champions
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Breakfast of champions
When I was 12 years old I got Donkey Kong Country for Super Nintendo for Christmas after receiving a VHS tape in the mail about how baller the game would be. Now I’m falling asleep as the physical embodiment of Mine Cart Madness watches over me. Bonkers
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
When I was 12 years old I got Donkey Kong Country for Super Nintendo for Christmas after receiving a VHS tape in the mail about how baller the game would be. Now I’m falling asleep as the physical embodiment of Mine Cart Madness watches over me. Bonkers
Bar Helios is something else
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Bar Helios is something else
lol it says “free” almost everywhere else
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
lol it says “free” almost everywhere else
Room with a view. Absolutely ridic. See ya never
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Room with a view. Absolutely ridic. See ya never
Had a delightful time with @sjlem.me at Universal Studios today, which is wild considering she convinced me to go on the Fallon ride for the first time
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Had a delightful time with @sjlem.me at Universal Studios today, which is wild considering she convinced me to go on the Fallon ride for the first time
Having fun today. Looking forward to tomorrow
November 18, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Having fun today. Looking forward to tomorrow
Six months after opening, I spent the day at Epic Universe. Still marinating in it to clarify some opinions, but off the cuff - it’s everything I hoped it’d be and often not what I expected it to be. We had a lovely day that’s inaccessible at press to a lot of people. More to follow, but an Epic day
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Six months after opening, I spent the day at Epic Universe. Still marinating in it to clarify some opinions, but off the cuff - it’s everything I hoped it’d be and often not what I expected it to be. We had a lovely day that’s inaccessible at press to a lot of people. More to follow, but an Epic day
I liked Mine Cart Madness more than Monsters Unchained?
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I liked Mine Cart Madness more than Monsters Unchained?
In a few short hours I will be at Epic Universe for the first time. It’s maybe the last new park at this scale I will see in my lifetime, and it’s my first brand new experience since Hard Rock Park almost 20 years ago.
These moments don’t come often. If you can make it happen, make it happen
These moments don’t come often. If you can make it happen, make it happen
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
In a few short hours I will be at Epic Universe for the first time. It’s maybe the last new park at this scale I will see in my lifetime, and it’s my first brand new experience since Hard Rock Park almost 20 years ago.
These moments don’t come often. If you can make it happen, make it happen
These moments don’t come often. If you can make it happen, make it happen