Considering the amazing things I heard about the first playtest, that’s a THING.

The problem with filing cabinet smokers is that they have no insulation and you have to repaint them so that you don’t worry about the paint being toxic. They have amazing form factor, but I’m not sure they’re what I want.

Also, all my paperwork would smell like smoky meat.

He’s actually very smart! But also, very insistent and currently very bored. Tricky combo.

He does! But can’t he love me more quietly when I am talking to a client?

I dunno. Cabinets went out with STYLE. Water heater dribbled and trickled its approaching doom. But we lament it regardless.

I did the math. 108 lbs of sugar per year.

Number five. No shame there!

I met a supervisor at a tire factory who drinks five 20-oz Mountain Dew every 12-hour shift. Doing the math, that’s 93 teaspoons of sugar. NINETY THREE. 182 days a year.

Stick with the Diet Coke. :)

Jaws, Under Paris, and Deep Blue Sea. This ends up in rarefied company!

I still remember the phone number to the payphone in my wife’s dorm in Saint Andrews Scotland, memorized in 1989. It is 13 digits and I’m probably never going to forget it.

I mourn your lost glasses. :)

Thank god I planned for this!

Looks like it, but wearing an orange or pink shirt. We had @dorianhart.bsky.social’s family and my sister-in-law over and were playing Wii in the living room when the crashtastrophe occurred.

…we don’t KNOW that.