kettywampus
kettywampus.bsky.social
kettywampus
@kettywampus.bsky.social
Cat lady (6), mom (4), bibliophage, pragmatist, Minnesotan, Dudeist Priest, and Oxford comma advocate.

Cats: Dwight D. Eisenmeower (Ike/DD), Maverick Whiskers (Mavi), Goose, Catsy Pline, Crispy Creme (Crippy), ManBearPig (Pig)
(To the tune of Barbie Girl)

🎵 I'm a Mavi boi
Just playin' with my toys
Life as Maverick, it's fantastic
You can brush my fur, listen to me purr
Food is my passion, please don't ration!
C'mon, Elfie, let's go party🎵

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December 22, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Pig Cat denied us full clowder but 5/6 isn't too shabby. We're going to need a bigger bed.

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December 19, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Goose made himself a nest for another lazy Caturday

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December 14, 2024 at 6:44 PM
"Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack"

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December 12, 2024 at 7:21 PM
#6 of 6 - Dwight D. Eisenmeower (the second D stands for Demon) aka Ike/DD

Ike was unplanned and joined our family last May. She leaves a path of destruction in her wake. Someday, she may earn the title "Supreme Allied Catmander".

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December 9, 2024 at 3:15 PM
#5 Maverick 'Pete Mitchell' Whiskers

Shortly after Goose joined our family, we lost our GOAT cat, Woody. The hole in my heart was so big, a single new cat couldn't fill it, so we adopted Mavi.

Potential for GOAT status. He's shameless and we all worship him.

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December 8, 2024 at 7:15 PM
#4 Goose aka Googie-Bärchen or Dippy Do

Goose joined our family in 2021. He's not very smart, but he sure is pretty, and he's obsessed with my husband - like boiling bunnies obsessed. He cries at the door (sometimes for hours) when Dad leaves the house.

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December 7, 2024 at 7:11 PM
#3 Catsy Pline

The original "triplet" adopted in 2015. Sister of Pig and Crippy.

Skittish and aggressively needy, frequently goes full on berserker with no warning. In constant need of an emotional support human and mostly lives on my desk.

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December 6, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Cat #2 - Crispy Creme aka Crippy or Dippy

Crippy and Pig joined our family five years ago. A friend asked us to take them for 3 months...

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December 5, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Youngest child informs me that I have been remiss in not introducing the full clowder of cats who share our home.

Up first, ManBearPig aka Pig or Beast Cat. She's aggressive with her love, gives real hugs, and tbh, we're all a little scared of her.

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December 4, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Nothing like a wet and crusty cat to brighten your day.

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December 3, 2024 at 7:17 PM
POV: 1st day back at work after a holiday

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December 2, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Me: you have full reign of the house EXCEPT the kitchen counters

Mavi:

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December 1, 2024 at 7:15 PM
This is why we have to buy a new elf each year...

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November 30, 2024 at 9:39 PM
"To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress...

It's easy to do, just follow these steps:

1. cut a hole in a box
2. put your [cat] in that box
3. make her open the box

And that's the way you do it"

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November 29, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Thanksgiving sushi anyone? Mavi's waiting to take your order. #cats #catsofbluesky #tuxedocat
November 28, 2024 at 2:14 AM
It's amazing that I get any work done at all
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November 26, 2024 at 4:56 PM
It's just not the holiday season until Mavi's annual Elf sacrifice arrives

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November 24, 2024 at 5:56 PM

Any rectangle will do

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November 24, 2024 at 5:23 PM