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Hi there. 👋🏻👋🏻
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So proud of my friend and fellow Welsh Pembroke Corgi owner @andrewfeinberg.com for asking this question:

“What was the president doing with Virginia Giuffre for hours at Epstein's house?"
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄
September 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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No Donald, Chicago is not your war zone
September 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Dr. James Dobson set a gorgeous example today that it's never too late to do something good for humankind.

www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/u...
James Dobson, Influential Leader of the Religious Right, Dies at 89
The founder of the evangelical group Focus on the Family, he spent decades denouncing what he saw as the unraveling of the social order.
www.nytimes.com
August 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say
August 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Thank you, Boston Globe. This is how it's done.
August 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Gov @gavinnewsom.bsky.social’s social media team isn’t just throwing haymakers they’re out here landing combos 👀
August 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Step 1) Pick a gym locker in a seemingly empty pod of lockers.
Step 2) Start changing into gym clothes.
Step 3) The 3 old dudes who have the lockers to the left, right, and below you all arrive within 2 minutes of each other.

Girl! Give me some space!!
August 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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The important thing to remember about JD Vance is that he’s proud to apply baby oil to Satan’s asshole.
August 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far
August 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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I truly cannot stress just how ecstatic I will be when that man is dead and I don’t have to ever, ever, *ever* hear about anything he does
August 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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July 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious.

Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September
July 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Stephen Colbert.
July 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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This is Susan. She has a smile that could light up a room, and independently finance the local orthodontist. 12/10
July 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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If they think Superman is woke, wait until they learn about Jesus.
July 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Return to the super original Coke formula, you cowards.
July 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM