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kesselrunner528.bsky.social
millennialFalcon
@kesselrunner528.bsky.social
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Patient gamer, Star wars fan, Antifascist. Into science, photography, music. I do not post/repost intentionally AI generated text and images. Member of the Italian cluster 🍝 (he/him).
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kesselrunner528.bsky.social
Monster fucker permit
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Nessuno può vederti piangere se stai saldando. (Nobody can see you crying when you're welding)
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
In che anno siamo? DVD?
Screenshot. La richiesta era di mettere i dati dei dipendenti sui DVD
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 AM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
Mamdani political sign "for frodo"
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
A comic. A pc headed man asks a printer "can you please print this document"? The smiling printer says "low on cyan". The pc head man replies "don't worry, it's just a black and white text". The smiling printer replies instantly "no, fuck you. Low on cyan :)"
October 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
I didn't know about the third one. Wandering if they have to walk like this after a big rainfall
Apparently all the owls feathers hide tiny thin owl legs
October 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
What
Single frame of the video with garbled text on the ad panels
October 18, 2025 at 1:24 PM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
Watch out
Chances of getting killed by a cow are low but never zero
October 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
Purtroppo in italiano non funziona
La ricerca come stirare le pieghe dello scroto in google non da i risultati sperati
September 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
Hahahah that's a good choice!
Do it for her meme from the Simpsons, only it's do it for him and instead of pics of Maggie there are pics of Pedro Pascal because
August 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
Una parola è "porco"
Article: a neuriscientist says this simple 2 word phrase will help ease anxiety and reduce stress
August 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Sempre valida la risposta che venne data quando, a ottobre dell'anno scorso, una mailing list della sapienza distribuiva le risposte a tutti gli iscritti
Screenshot della email con un lapidario quanto romanesco "porcoddio basta"
July 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
I know correlation doesn't always implies causation but
A very strong correlation between the possibility of meeting Oscar Isaac and the number of Sundays
July 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Girl slapping meme
July 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Stupido algoritmo
Sul tweet sopra, un articolo su gente vestita da nazista in montagna
July 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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A black-and-white comic strip depicts a group of people rejecting Jesus' message, with text emphasizing their hatred for the truth and the humorous aside about bread above in the thread.
July 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
La mia prefe
Pimpa in tenuta coloniale con un pennello nell'episodio "pimpa colora montanelli"
July 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Same as above but eyes afe red and watery
July 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Oddio ho appena scoperto che è solo uno che odia gli italiani
Climatologist casually spewing some anti italian hate speech, calling people criminals, skunk, mafioso.
June 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Petition to @bsky.app to avoid randomly cutting off the best part of the posts on the android app
Same post as above but for unknown reasons the last word appears only when the post is expanded
June 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
kesselrunner528.bsky.social
Questo sì
Manifesto modificato: "la Russia è il mio nemico. Putin killer chiama, Parma non risponde" con sangue disegnato a spray che esce dalla stretta di mano tra la bandiera russa e quella italiana
June 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM