Kerry Haas
@kerryhaas.bsky.social
Sales and services distribution clerk for USPS. 💌 Multiple Sclerosis Warrior. Boxer dog mom. Leather crafter in Jersey City, NJ. Book nerd. Yarn snob. Knitter, and crafty gal. Lover of all the Treks. 🖖 🧡
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honestly thanksgiving as a holiday should be canceled but we should get 2 1/2 days off, but it should be called like Quiet Time For All and i should be able to just stay at home and not talk to anyone for 2 1/2 days
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
honestly thanksgiving as a holiday should be canceled but we should get 2 1/2 days off, but it should be called like Quiet Time For All and i should be able to just stay at home and not talk to anyone for 2 1/2 days
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Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
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this is one of the coolest things anyone's ever said to me
Periodically, even when not reminded by your reposts, I think about Rice Truck Story as a parable for my life. Not even lying. Like, shit happens, it gets weirder and more impossible, then you keep trying different things, and then whoop you live to fight another day.
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
this is one of the coolest things anyone's ever said to me
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They’re not going after criminals. “Criminals don’t get up and go to work and pay their bills.”
These are not criminals; they’re hard-working people.
EVERY LAST WORD OF THIS🔥
These are not criminals; they’re hard-working people.
EVERY LAST WORD OF THIS🔥
November 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
They’re not going after criminals. “Criminals don’t get up and go to work and pay their bills.”
These are not criminals; they’re hard-working people.
EVERY LAST WORD OF THIS🔥
These are not criminals; they’re hard-working people.
EVERY LAST WORD OF THIS🔥
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Scientists are trying a revolutionary new approach to treat rheumatoid arthritis, multiple sclerosis, lupus and other devastating autoimmune diseases — by reprogramming patients’ out-of-whack immune systems. https://to.pbs.org/4oNrmJ6
Scientists explore new frontier in autoimmune disease treatment by resetting 'rogue' cells
When your body’s immune cells attack you instead of protecting you, today’s treatments tamp down the friendly fire but they don’t fix what’s causing it. Now in dozens of studies, scientists are testin...
www.pbs.org
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Scientists are trying a revolutionary new approach to treat rheumatoid arthritis, multiple sclerosis, lupus and other devastating autoimmune diseases — by reprogramming patients’ out-of-whack immune systems. https://to.pbs.org/4oNrmJ6
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White people acting surprised online that other white people acted white is about the whitest thing I can think of.
Cavers. Turncoats. Chickenshits. Fuckers.
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
White people acting surprised online that other white people acted white is about the whitest thing I can think of.
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November 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Alright everyone, it’s Election Day.
a cartoon woman is standing in front of a shelf of bottles and says `` pull it together '' .
Alt: Captain Carol Freeman from Star Trek: Lower Decks stands atop a bar in front of a shelf of bottles and says `` pull it together '' .
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Alright everyone, it’s Election Day.
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Few easy cooking tips for anyone trying to stretch their food budgets
1. Long grain rice:
1 cup rice, rinse the rice, drain the water out of the pan, add 1 3/4 water. Bring to a boil. Cover the pot & turn down to simmer. Time for 20 minutes. Remove from heat
2. Dry beans
Rinse & drain beans…
1. Long grain rice:
1 cup rice, rinse the rice, drain the water out of the pan, add 1 3/4 water. Bring to a boil. Cover the pot & turn down to simmer. Time for 20 minutes. Remove from heat
2. Dry beans
Rinse & drain beans…
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Few easy cooking tips for anyone trying to stretch their food budgets
1. Long grain rice:
1 cup rice, rinse the rice, drain the water out of the pan, add 1 3/4 water. Bring to a boil. Cover the pot & turn down to simmer. Time for 20 minutes. Remove from heat
2. Dry beans
Rinse & drain beans…
1. Long grain rice:
1 cup rice, rinse the rice, drain the water out of the pan, add 1 3/4 water. Bring to a boil. Cover the pot & turn down to simmer. Time for 20 minutes. Remove from heat
2. Dry beans
Rinse & drain beans…
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It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day
Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all
Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day
Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all
Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all
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Nobel Prize: “When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognise courageous defenders of freedom who rise+resist.” 1/
BREAKING NEWS
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPeacePrize to Maria Corina Machado for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela+for her struggle to achieve a just+peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.
#NobelPrize
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPeacePrize to Maria Corina Machado for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela+for her struggle to achieve a just+peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.
#NobelPrize
October 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Nobel Prize: “When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognise courageous defenders of freedom who rise+resist.” 1/
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My choice for the Nobel Peace Prize this year:
Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.
Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.
October 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My choice for the Nobel Peace Prize this year:
Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.
Chef José Andrés and the World Central Kitchen.
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You could doomscroll, or you could literally go take a shower and then go to bed earlier than usual. One of those options will make you feel better than the other. You still deserve time to rest and recover.
October 8, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You could doomscroll, or you could literally go take a shower and then go to bed earlier than usual. One of those options will make you feel better than the other. You still deserve time to rest and recover.
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On this Harvest Moon 🎶
[Neil Young twang]
[Neil Young twang]
October 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
On this Harvest Moon 🎶
[Neil Young twang]
[Neil Young twang]
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October begins the tradition of removing the expired salad from the crisper drawer and renaming it the Snickers drawer.
October 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
October begins the tradition of removing the expired salad from the crisper drawer and renaming it the Snickers drawer.
Whatever happened to the Doomsday clock? I feel like we are 10 seconds from midnight.
September 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Whatever happened to the Doomsday clock? I feel like we are 10 seconds from midnight.
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Resist!
Letter from the Portland War Front (humor about something deadly serious)
My dearest wife,
It is week two of the Siege of Portland, and still these barbarians will not yield to our troops. We have severed the cords of their latte machines but they are making cowboy coffee ...
www.meditationsinanemergency.com
September 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Resist!
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The Teal Wand is the first FDA-approved cervical screening test that can be done at home.
apple.news/AF7uNGXQCQsK...
apple.news/AF7uNGXQCQsK...
This CEO is working to make a critical test for women's health more accessible — CNBC
The rate of cervical cancer screenings fell during the Covid-19 pandemic, and haven't rebounded. Teal Health created the first FDA-approved, at-home screening.
apple.news
September 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The Teal Wand is the first FDA-approved cervical screening test that can be done at home.
apple.news/AF7uNGXQCQsK...
apple.news/AF7uNGXQCQsK...
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It is indeed end times!
September 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It is indeed end times!
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Just so we are clear. There is nothing wrong with being trans or autistic. Don't give an inch on that
September 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just so we are clear. There is nothing wrong with being trans or autistic. Don't give an inch on that
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me: "they're saying the rapture is tomorrow or maybe wednesday. also the white house decided tylenol causes autism"
my husband who just got out of bed: "any other stupid fucking shit i should know?"
my husband who just got out of bed: "any other stupid fucking shit i should know?"
September 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
me: "they're saying the rapture is tomorrow or maybe wednesday. also the white house decided tylenol causes autism"
my husband who just got out of bed: "any other stupid fucking shit i should know?"
my husband who just got out of bed: "any other stupid fucking shit i should know?"
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Complaints can be filed online at fcc.gov/complaints.
FCC Phone: 1-888-CALL-FCC (1-888-225-5322)
Host: Brian Kilmeade.
Show: Fox and Friends
Station: Fox News.
He said on air that mentally ill homeless people should be lethal injected.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/b...
FCC Phone: 1-888-CALL-FCC (1-888-225-5322)
Host: Brian Kilmeade.
Show: Fox and Friends
Station: Fox News.
He said on air that mentally ill homeless people should be lethal injected.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/b...
Fox Host Apologizes for Suggesting Lethal Injections for Mentally Ill Homeless People
www.nytimes.com
September 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Complaints can be filed online at fcc.gov/complaints.
FCC Phone: 1-888-CALL-FCC (1-888-225-5322)
Host: Brian Kilmeade.
Show: Fox and Friends
Station: Fox News.
He said on air that mentally ill homeless people should be lethal injected.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/b...
FCC Phone: 1-888-CALL-FCC (1-888-225-5322)
Host: Brian Kilmeade.
Show: Fox and Friends
Station: Fox News.
He said on air that mentally ill homeless people should be lethal injected.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/b...
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The gaslighting is exhausting.
September 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The gaslighting is exhausting.