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Guess what IT did this morning? They deleted our entire testing and staging environment without consulting and meeting R&D teams on the issue. IT fucked us.
April 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I so enjoy going to the coffee shop after work to read, but I so hate the fucking children yelling and screaming here.
April 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I wonder how a lot of these product owners/managers, seniors got their position. Their code and documentation is so damn sloppy. Like really? Poor grammar, sentence structure, formatting. Just sloppy lazy documentation. Everything is so vague with what they write. Specifics and details please?
April 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If only I had a pair of 80085, I'd be retired by now.
April 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I wonder how many managers are monitoring us now. I am sure the camera feeds are not just for IT, but the collective of upper management are watching us peons slave away. Fuck this job.
April 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Working at the office is such a terrible idea. So much distraction, chitter-chatter everywhere, and now fucking prison cameras focused on all the developers in their cubes. What did we turn into? A sweatshop?!
April 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Now we are gonna install cameras all over the office because our paranoid Russki IT VP thinks we need protection? Protection from what? Carpal tunnel syndrome? Get out of here with that.
April 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I just discovered @menitrust.bsky.social, they have good music I must say.

I am enjoying 'Norton Commander'. It has a funky, bass sound to it.

music.apple.com/us/album/nor...
Norton Commander (Garage Session) by Men I Trust on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 3:05
music.apple.com
April 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No tariff on Russia? Hmm...
April 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Holy fuck!!! Sen. Booker 25 HOUR speech!!!! This man is still standing after 25 HOURS!!!!
April 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Every time I go to the dentist, it’s always like “Shit…shit…shit…fuuuuuckk……shit fuck!”
March 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh wow. King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard concert is on fire! Wished I was there live!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8V4...
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - Live in Phoenix '24
YouTube video by King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard
www.youtube.com
March 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I love melancholy/sad music. That kind of music is filled with passion and soul.

music.apple.com/us/album/no-...
No More Separation by sir Was on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 4:05
music.apple.com
March 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I am finding it difficult to listen to podcasts while working. Wished I could do so.
March 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Born to drink the blood of my enemies, but I’m cursed and stuck here in an office cubicle.
March 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I think our IT guy has ADHD. Azure support is having a hard time walking him through the steps we need to do to fix our issues in our production environment, but IT guy keeps jumping back and forth on topics like he is a squirrel wired on crack laced nuts.
March 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Finding it really hard to have some patience with my co-workers. Taking deep breaths, while banging my head against the wall.
March 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So frustrating when you are trying to tell IT what they should do but don't listen... then finally realize they should do what I told them. *facepalm*
March 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
So goddamn noisy sitting in this cube at work! Chitter-chatter everywhere!
March 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Say what you will about Hillary Clinton, but she was right with every one of her statements and predictions about Trump's relationship with Putin. (October 2016)
March 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I hope you’re happy Duo! Cheeky little bastard.

#duolingo
February 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Duo is such a temperamental little bugger.

#duolingo
February 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I have a huge crush on Maria Zardoya <3 <3 <3

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sYb...
The Marías - ABQ
YouTube video by The Marías
www.youtube.com
February 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I wished I had known about the band "Men I Trust" earlier in my life. I would have had a peaceful life listening to their music.

music.apple.com/us/album/num...
Numb (Garage Session) by Men I Trust on Apple Music
Song · 2020 · Duration 3:49
music.apple.com
February 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Being alive is so expensive.
February 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM