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what would you guys think of a new batman villain called "The Soup-maker" whose thing is making soap instead of soup which makes people really mad because they were expecting soup and got soap and also the soap is made of people
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
what would you guys think of a new batman villain called "The Soup-maker" whose thing is making soap instead of soup which makes people really mad because they were expecting soup and got soap and also the soap is made of people
cant wait for the future when i become a cyberwarlock by paying a monthly subscription to a superintelligent ai that grants spells and powers via personalized recommendation algorithm
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
cant wait for the future when i become a cyberwarlock by paying a monthly subscription to a superintelligent ai that grants spells and powers via personalized recommendation algorithm
i only buy products made with prison labor
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i only buy products made with prison labor
This 97 Year Old Therapist Still Practices Psychology The Freudian Way
September 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This 97 Year Old Therapist Still Practices Psychology The Freudian Way
neil armstrong if his kink was being the other guy in a cuck situation and was also 10% bisexual: thats one small kiss for man, and one giant load for mans wife
August 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
neil armstrong if his kink was being the other guy in a cuck situation and was also 10% bisexual: thats one small kiss for man, and one giant load for mans wife
new bit idea: ghost abraham lincoln is trying to escape the white house ghost containment barriers by entering the network and using a virus which spreads through sketchy porn ads. the virus puts a small bit of his spirit on the host computer and it will reassemble once his entire soul has escaped
June 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
new bit idea: ghost abraham lincoln is trying to escape the white house ghost containment barriers by entering the network and using a virus which spreads through sketchy porn ads. the virus puts a small bit of his spirit on the host computer and it will reassemble once his entire soul has escaped
so sad that people dont try to use dark magics to revive their dead wife anymore. they just make a computer pretend to be their dead wife which is much more boring.
June 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
so sad that people dont try to use dark magics to revive their dead wife anymore. they just make a computer pretend to be their dead wife which is much more boring.
guy who is being tormented by salad demons and can only call for help via recipe blogs
June 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
guy who is being tormented by salad demons and can only call for help via recipe blogs
had a very odd day yesterday. this alien wizard portalled into my room, said he had to borrow my pc to save his home dimension, and returned it like this....
June 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
had a very odd day yesterday. this alien wizard portalled into my room, said he had to borrow my pc to save his home dimension, and returned it like this....
my lightbulb store is failing because of candle culture. i cant even make an honest living anymore, because of wick.
June 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
my lightbulb store is failing because of candle culture. i cant even make an honest living anymore, because of wick.
gay cbt fetish skrillex writing bangarang be like:
shocks on both my balls yay
please plow me
shocks on both my balls yay
please plow me
June 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
gay cbt fetish skrillex writing bangarang be like:
shocks on both my balls yay
please plow me
shocks on both my balls yay
please plow me
i dont really trust people with single syllable names
June 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
i dont really trust people with single syllable names
whoever said man cannot live on bread alone was probably a shitty baker tbh this shit slaps
May 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
whoever said man cannot live on bread alone was probably a shitty baker tbh this shit slaps
extraction shooter? no thanks i never extract before i shoot
April 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
extraction shooter? no thanks i never extract before i shoot
hidden valley ketchup son or heinz ranch daughter
March 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
hidden valley ketchup son or heinz ranch daughter
remake of house md and its the same show but instead of vicodin hes addicted to sucking cock
March 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
remake of house md and its the same show but instead of vicodin hes addicted to sucking cock
avatar is pretty good
March 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
avatar is pretty good
had a bit of the brainworm tonight
March 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
had a bit of the brainworm tonight
I wanted to address something a lot of people have been discussing lately by pointing out some of the resources that are available for mending small holes in clothing or making textile projects.
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March 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I wanted to address something a lot of people have been discussing lately by pointing out some of the resources that are available for mending small holes in clothing or making textile projects.
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call me baked potato the way I'm loaded with herb and cheese
March 2, 2025 at 7:57 AM
call me baked potato the way I'm loaded with herb and cheese
if you have a photographic memory you only need to buy weed once and then you can just remember what it felt like
February 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if you have a photographic memory you only need to buy weed once and then you can just remember what it felt like
cooking tip: you can fill the basket of your air fryer about halfway full with canola oil and it makes the food taste way better
February 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
cooking tip: you can fill the basket of your air fryer about halfway full with canola oil and it makes the food taste way better