KeOchaNeko
@keochaneko.bsky.social
(she/her) 34. 💻 Mon-Fri. Hiking, skiing, anime/manga Sat-Sun. ADK 46er (also Fire Towers, LG12, LP9 ⛰️). trans/pan/ace. Bring back rock music with organs 🎹
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I need Gabe Newell to become president so he can do for the US economy what he did for the Counter Strike skin market. One man alone can fix the “K-shaped” economy. #valve #gabenewell
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I need Gabe Newell to become president so he can do for the US economy what he did for the Counter Strike skin market. One man alone can fix the “K-shaped” economy. #valve #gabenewell
October 1st, and a chilly day? You know I broke out the quarter-zip: youtu.be/ZUcCSn2xRhs?...
When the boys all try to coordinate quarter zip sweaters
YouTube video by Andrew Rousso
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
October 1st, and a chilly day? You know I broke out the quarter-zip: youtu.be/ZUcCSn2xRhs?...
Not gonna lie, “Memory Integrity Enforcement” sounds like a Kingdom Hearts mobile game lol
security.apple.com/blog/memory-...
security.apple.com/blog/memory-...
Memory Integrity Enforcement: A complete vision for memory safety in Apple devices - Apple Security Research
Memory Integrity Enforcement (MIE) is the culmination of an unprecedented design and engineering effort spanning half a decade that combines the unique strengths of Apple silicon hardware with our adv...
security.apple.com
September 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Not gonna lie, “Memory Integrity Enforcement” sounds like a Kingdom Hearts mobile game lol
security.apple.com/blog/memory-...
security.apple.com/blog/memory-...
If the Michelin Man is made of tires, does he have to be rotated every 5,000 miles? 🤔
September 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
If the Michelin Man is made of tires, does he have to be rotated every 5,000 miles? 🤔
In this (30-page) essay, I will explain why “Brevity is the soul of wit” is my favorite aphorism…
July 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In this (30-page) essay, I will explain why “Brevity is the soul of wit” is my favorite aphorism…
Fridge is freaking me out right now 🌕
May 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Fridge is freaking me out right now 🌕
>”Afternoon Delight” plays on the office radio.
>It’s 11:53am
>It’s 11:53am
May 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
>”Afternoon Delight” plays on the office radio.
>It’s 11:53am
>It’s 11:53am
I’m sorry Bob Seeger, but we can’t give you the loan; it says here that you “Never worried about paying” or even how much you owed.
May 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m sorry Bob Seeger, but we can’t give you the loan; it says here that you “Never worried about paying” or even how much you owed.
He’s folding like a wet blanket 😆 They’ll be calling it “The Art of the Squeal” before long
www.cnn.com/2025/04/12/t...
www.cnn.com/2025/04/12/t...
Smartphones and computers are now exempt from Trump’s latest tariffs | CNN Business
Electronics imported to the United States will be exempt from President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs, according to a US Customs and Border Protection notice posted on Friday.
www.cnn.com
April 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
He’s folding like a wet blanket 😆 They’ll be calling it “The Art of the Squeal” before long
www.cnn.com/2025/04/12/t...
www.cnn.com/2025/04/12/t...
So how does paying people to not work for 6 months save money? These losers just want to excise all institutional knowledge until only the most rabid of loyalists and sycophants remain 🗑️🔥
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
White House tells federal workers they can quit now, get paid through September
The email is the most sweeping effort yet by the new Trump administration to shrink the ranks of government employees.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
So how does paying people to not work for 6 months save money? These losers just want to excise all institutional knowledge until only the most rabid of loyalists and sycophants remain 🗑️🔥
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Elizabeth Sparkle from The Substance is just Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard with more steps
January 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Elizabeth Sparkle from The Substance is just Norma Desmond from Sunset Boulevard with more steps
Still laughing at the fact that my school music teacher drove a Hyundai Sonata 🎼
January 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Still laughing at the fact that my school music teacher drove a Hyundai Sonata 🎼
Feast of the Seven Fishes… in this economy 🐟
December 25, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Feast of the Seven Fishes… in this economy 🐟
>Girlfriend finishes Dune 3 and says, “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”
December 24, 2024 at 5:18 PM
>Girlfriend finishes Dune 3 and says, “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”
At my job on a Monday and for some reason “Working for the Weekend” is on the radio 🫠
December 9, 2024 at 5:24 PM
At my job on a Monday and for some reason “Working for the Weekend” is on the radio 🫠
At defenseless driving school we teach you how to drunkenly drive no-door Wranglers without a seatbelt. Your mom will also be there to bring up embarrassing stories from your childhood.
December 3, 2024 at 2:42 AM
At defenseless driving school we teach you how to drunkenly drive no-door Wranglers without a seatbelt. Your mom will also be there to bring up embarrassing stories from your childhood.
One time I was in Taco Bell and saw a man order and eat 12 tacos in one sitting; such glory and such terror 🌮
November 27, 2024 at 1:25 AM
One time I was in Taco Bell and saw a man order and eat 12 tacos in one sitting; such glory and such terror 🌮
Looks like Gorka really was 5 moves ahead 🫠 youtu.be/3qUlby6GnBs?...
Sebastian Gorka Vs Mr. Chapo - ChapoTrapHouse Compilation
YouTube video by Stan Seder
youtu.be
November 23, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Looks like Gorka really was 5 moves ahead 🫠 youtu.be/3qUlby6GnBs?...
How can I still remember the right path through The Lost Woods after all of these years, but can’t figure out where in the hell my car is in the parking garage 🧭
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 AM
How can I still remember the right path through The Lost Woods after all of these years, but can’t figure out where in the hell my car is in the parking garage 🧭
>be me
>have to set some mouse traps, but no peanut butter
>use pub cheese instead
>leave thimbles of nice-pairing wine for them to complete the meal 🪤
>have to set some mouse traps, but no peanut butter
>use pub cheese instead
>leave thimbles of nice-pairing wine for them to complete the meal 🪤
November 17, 2024 at 12:43 AM
>be me
>have to set some mouse traps, but no peanut butter
>use pub cheese instead
>leave thimbles of nice-pairing wine for them to complete the meal 🪤
>have to set some mouse traps, but no peanut butter
>use pub cheese instead
>leave thimbles of nice-pairing wine for them to complete the meal 🪤