7/10 This is nice, if staid. Hear me out: What if this season's shirt insanity is really conditioning us so perfectly pleasant outfits start to look dull by comparison and we actually long for the Shirt of Bad Patterning? Oh yeah, totally plausible and insidious!
7/10 This is nice, if staid. Hear me out: What if this season's shirt insanity is really conditioning us so perfectly pleasant outfits start to look dull by comparison and we actually long for the Shirt of Bad Patterning? Oh yeah, totally plausible and insidious!
0/10 I mean, COME ON. Is everyone high? Is Drip the only one not high right now? This is high school all over again. Plus Ken told this guy, "I like your shirt." We bet you do, Ken. We bet you'll be wearing it in 2 months, with a paisley tie that maaaybe matches and this same suit.
0/10 I mean, COME ON. Is everyone high? Is Drip the only one not high right now? This is high school all over again. Plus Ken told this guy, "I like your shirt." We bet you do, Ken. We bet you'll be wearing it in 2 months, with a paisley tie that maaaybe matches and this same suit.
3/10 How to conduct psychological warfare: Get a gorgeous and matching suit & tie, then introduce the damned Shirt of Complicated Feelings. Eyeball horror, chaos ensues, leading all contestants to FORGET THE NAME OF NAKATOMI PLAZA.* 😱🤷♀️🎄**
3/10 How to conduct psychological warfare: Get a gorgeous and matching suit & tie, then introduce the damned Shirt of Complicated Feelings. Eyeball horror, chaos ensues, leading all contestants to FORGET THE NAME OF NAKATOMI PLAZA.* 😱🤷♀️🎄**
6/10 Did we say we're OK with paisley now? We were wrong. But we appreciate trying to pick up the color of the suit's check. Side note: Ken's hair has had magnificent height lately. Is someone jealous of fellow Jeopardy host Colin Jost's 'do?
6/10 Did we say we're OK with paisley now? We were wrong. But we appreciate trying to pick up the color of the suit's check. Side note: Ken's hair has had magnificent height lately. Is someone jealous of fellow Jeopardy host Colin Jost's 'do?
2/10 The tones of this photo almost make it look like everything goes. But nooo. The tie is a violet shade that somehow doesn't go with the blue suit or the purple or blue in the shirt. It takes real skill to blow this, especially since the last 2 styles with this shirt were so good.
2/10 The tones of this photo almost make it look like everything goes. But nooo. The tie is a violet shade that somehow doesn't go with the blue suit or the purple or blue in the shirt. It takes real skill to blow this, especially since the last 2 styles with this shirt were so good.
5/10 If the Shirt of Bad Patterning can get any better than this, Drip will be shocked. Wardrobe is making some statements this season, and they all involve high-pitched shrieking.
5/10 If the Shirt of Bad Patterning can get any better than this, Drip will be shocked. Wardrobe is making some statements this season, and they all involve high-pitched shrieking.
5/10 Catfish? Posies? Chewed gum stuck on the subway handrail? Still don't know what this tie pattern is.
5/10 Catfish? Posies? Chewed gum stuck on the subway handrail? Still don't know what this tie pattern is.
0/10 Drip assumes Ken is contractually obligated to avoid taking a flamethrower to his dressing room. Who knows what everyone else's excuse is. Only slightly better than Sept. 29's paisley on paisley on barf.
0/10 Drip assumes Ken is contractually obligated to avoid taking a flamethrower to his dressing room. Who knows what everyone else's excuse is. Only slightly better than Sept. 29's paisley on paisley on barf.
7/10 Laugh it up, Chuckles, here's a fun fact: Drip can't spell. If you're a regular here, you're aware we didn't know how to spell fuchsia until today. "Fuchsia" is wrong, btw. Drip's spelling, fuschia, makes more sense phonetically and therefore is right. (BTW, Drip digs Ken's tie.)
7/10 Laugh it up, Chuckles, here's a fun fact: Drip can't spell. If you're a regular here, you're aware we didn't know how to spell fuchsia until today. "Fuchsia" is wrong, btw. Drip's spelling, fuschia, makes more sense phonetically and therefore is right. (BTW, Drip digs Ken's tie.)
10/10 This is the way! This outfit's wasted on a game show, tbh. This is a sealing-the-deal tie, and by "deal" Drip means "hottie." It's a great tie, orchid in one light, deep purple in another, plus that great suit -- helloooo nurse! (OK, the suit could stand a tailor, quibbles.)
10/10 This is the way! This outfit's wasted on a game show, tbh. This is a sealing-the-deal tie, and by "deal" Drip means "hottie." It's a great tie, orchid in one light, deep purple in another, plus that great suit -- helloooo nurse! (OK, the suit could stand a tailor, quibbles.)
7/10 Cool-dad costume? Relatable-mid-level-manager cosplay? Ken's giving good early Halloween! (Or Ken's just dressed very averagely, 5/10, lol. 😉)
7/10 Cool-dad costume? Relatable-mid-level-manager cosplay? Ken's giving good early Halloween! (Or Ken's just dressed very averagely, 5/10, lol. 😉)
10/10 Drip hadn't even looked at Ken before Drip's better half -- who is usually stoic in the face of this project -- burst out, "I like this outfit. He looks good." WELL. All you can do in the face of that is give the man a 10. Bold colors and pattern, played off each other nicely.
10/10 Drip hadn't even looked at Ken before Drip's better half -- who is usually stoic in the face of this project -- burst out, "I like this outfit. He looks good." WELL. All you can do in the face of that is give the man a 10. Bold colors and pattern, played off each other nicely.
Forget rating Ken's suit (boring, 3/10, just waiting for a food stains to liven it up) -- this episode's glory was the trio's day jobs: sports anchor, Olympic bobsledder *in training* (what if she had had a Ken streak?!), and a "peanut butter artisan." Oh man, what a time to be alive!
Forget rating Ken's suit (boring, 3/10, just waiting for a food stains to liven it up) -- this episode's glory was the trio's day jobs: sports anchor, Olympic bobsledder *in training* (what if she had had a Ken streak?!), and a "peanut butter artisan." Oh man, what a time to be alive!
6/10 Yeah, OK. Drip doesn't like the tie -- it screams hideous '70s damask bedspread -- but this is the best use of the Shirt of Bad Patterning so far.
ALSO: 500/10 for contestant Aaron Levine, who delightfully wrote his name as AA-Ron. IYKYK. 🗝🍌
6/10 Yeah, OK. Drip doesn't like the tie -- it screams hideous '70s damask bedspread -- but this is the best use of the Shirt of Bad Patterning so far.
ALSO: 500/10 for contestant Aaron Levine, who delightfully wrote his name as AA-Ron. IYKYK. 🗝🍌
4/10 Ugh. Drip will give ten whole American dollars (*) to anyone who breaks into the Sony studios and burns this season's shirts. We have decided they're the real problem.
* The true reward is doing the right thing. Right? Right. But $10 for car fare!
4/10 Ugh. Drip will give ten whole American dollars (*) to anyone who breaks into the Sony studios and burns this season's shirts. We have decided they're the real problem.
* The true reward is doing the right thing. Right? Right. But $10 for car fare!
7/10 Shirt and suit, 4-ish. But THE TIE. Drip loves this tie. Drip wants a jacket made out of that material for clubbing, or for walking into bars where everyone will then yell "Driiiip!" This would have to be a progressive bar; Cheers couldn't handle the awesome.
7/10 Shirt and suit, 4-ish. But THE TIE. Drip loves this tie. Drip wants a jacket made out of that material for clubbing, or for walking into bars where everyone will then yell "Driiiip!" This would have to be a progressive bar; Cheers couldn't handle the awesome.
3/10 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... wuzzat? We fell asleep during Jeopardy!? How is that posszzzzzzzzzz
3/10 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ... wuzzat? We fell asleep during Jeopardy!? How is that posszzzzzzzzzz
9/10 Good patterning mixing, a bright pink tie that works -- RIP, Wardrobe (Drip assumes recent improvements mean he's dead).
That's mean, even for Drip. Mild apologies. (There, Mom, manners!)
9/10 Good patterning mixing, a bright pink tie that works -- RIP, Wardrobe (Drip assumes recent improvements mean he's dead).
That's mean, even for Drip. Mild apologies. (There, Mom, manners!)
5/10 Things have been so crazy this October, Drip isn't going to complain about paisley per usual. This is fine! Paisley is ... OK! This is even a good use of this shirt. Sigh. 😆
(FYI: Drip is on vacation this week, so please excuse the weird photo angles.)
5/10 Things have been so crazy this October, Drip isn't going to complain about paisley per usual. This is fine! Paisley is ... OK! This is even a good use of this shirt. Sigh. 😆
(FYI: Drip is on vacation this week, so please excuse the weird photo angles.)
7/10 Oh. Well. This is very nice and not offensive at all. Drip doesn't know what to do with it. Drip is fueled by sarcasm and Cheetos, not complimenting others.
7/10 Oh. Well. This is very nice and not offensive at all. Drip doesn't know what to do with it. Drip is fueled by sarcasm and Cheetos, not complimenting others.
2/10 Dotty, in both senses of the word.
2/10 Dotty, in both senses of the word.
8/10 Honestly, Drip thought this shirt was red & blue when we first saw it recently (left). But now it's so obvious it's *purple* & blue. Just like now it's so obvious that Wardrobe CAN pair patterns well, they just don't always want to (or maybe gremlins dress Ken when W's on leave).
8/10 Honestly, Drip thought this shirt was red & blue when we first saw it recently (left). But now it's so obvious it's *purple* & blue. Just like now it's so obvious that Wardrobe CAN pair patterns well, they just don't always want to (or maybe gremlins dress Ken when W's on leave).
5/10 OK, we guess. But hear Drip out: This should be a Valentine's Day outfit, right? Or maybe Thanksgiving, because that tie is giving cranberry-bog vibes. Yeah, cranberries just floating along in their little blue bog ... what? Drip's not drunk, you're drunk!
5/10 OK, we guess. But hear Drip out: This should be a Valentine's Day outfit, right? Or maybe Thanksgiving, because that tie is giving cranberry-bog vibes. Yeah, cranberries just floating along in their little blue bog ... what? Drip's not drunk, you're drunk!