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the answer to your question is someone thought it would be cheaper to do it that way
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Russell the Love Muscle @rpg-volley.bsky.social Gonna make my first billion as the hospitality industry executive who invents letting you filter hotels by things like "hosting a wedding this weekend," "kids sports team staying here,"there's a Morgan Wallen concert nearby and everybody's going to be a 'yee-yee' asshole." October 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was? JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that? October 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social Me: Maybe you're not immune to propaganda, but I am. My mind is an unassailable fortress (sees can of pizza-flavored pringles) Me: Those mad geniuses. They did it. The taste of pizza and pringles together at last August 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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spring @electroplasm.bsky.social "um actually teeth aren't technically bones" in your pursuit of knowledge you lost sight of wisdom. your science is incompatible with truth October 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Blactout princesses @doomdisco.bsky.social Rush is reuniting with a woman as the drummer and I think it's very sweet that Rush fans will get to see a woman once before they die October 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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[drags on cigarette] style project? i haven't heard that name in years
screenshot of the album superstylin’ by style project in apple music
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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i think the aeroplane in-flight entertainment should have more loading screen tips. really get weird with it
photo of an in-flight entertainment screen that reads: “Crew Message To avoid disturbing you while you're sleeping, please fasten your seatbelt over your blanket so that it is visible to the cabin crew.”
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social 5% of the people that saw the aurora borealis became "skytouched." They no longer speak or blink, all of them journeyed into the forest. They are gathering scrap metal and constructing a big device. So it's actually a good thing I didn't see the northern lights May 11, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social ME: and my imagination is so powerful i can be scared all night just from thinking of one monster. and let's face it, there's usually way more than that. so yeah, i'm pretty brave. not much gets to me anymore BEST BUY CASHIER: so. no on the protection plan ME: i'm getting there April 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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mr fella @prolezone how the fuck r u talking about pronouns in a romance language. you think shoes are girls dip shit [quote-posting] Quicampoix @KTPLeGallois • Aug 16, 2024 Le fetish slop sera toujours meilleur que les séries Netflix avec du WOKISME et des PRONOMS, libtard x.com/DucDeVinny/sta... 2:37 PM • Aug 16, 2024
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Matt the Buff Dad (Defiant!) @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online Kid Rock makes music for guys that have to blow into a tube to start their truck May 12, 2023 at 6:02 PM
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gnarski @lilgnar its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "exactlyyyy" 8:55 PM • Jun 10, 2024
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wyld called shot from 1993
black spiral dancers sigil from werewolf: the apocalypse
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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krat @KWholesaler no one: cormac mccarthy: The man ate the beans and they were good beans and he shared some beans with the boy who also enjoyed the beans as a dust devil gyrated its moribund burlesque in the half-cooked dusk light of winter beans 10:11 AM • 26 Nov 19
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Deplorableguy308 @prOspector88 (extremely nerds voice) My Purchases 5:54 PM - 27 Feb 2014
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social my neighbor told me the Sthirasimha Buddha keeps eating his dogs so i asked how many dogs he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets the same dog reincarnated again so i said it sounds like he's just feeding his dog to Samsāra and then his daughter started crying July 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Don Hughes @getfiscal Jeffrey Epstein (with frosted tips and wearing a Hypercolor shirt): And I'm gonna call the plane Lolita Express. Donald Trump (sipping experimental intelligence serum): You do understand Nabokov's novel is about the terrible logic of abuse, right? You sound like a total imbecile. 1:47 PM • 7/10/19
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com DESPITE ALL MY RAGE LET'S CIRCLE BACK AND GET ON THE SAME PAGE DESPITE ALL MY RAGE THERE ARE STILL SEVERAL METRICS TO GAUGE SOMEONE WILL SAY TURN THIS IN BY THE END OF THE DAY DESPITE ALL MY RAGE YOU DON'T NEED MY SIGN-OFF AT THIS STAGE July 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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georgia-lux @troughofluxury no person on earth is a greater scoundrel and fucker than the person who owned your home before you. thanks for saving $18 buying the heater with no identifiable model number that takes Dumbass sized filters you honorless fuck 3:09 PM • 2/25/23
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Frosh @froshkiller.dev I achieved the perfection of the invincible ego by psychically slaying the demon brothers That-Which-Compares and That-Which-Doubts whom the world had formed in my mind, good luck and be safe March 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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tinybaby @tiny.baby in the uk they call underwear "pants" and they call pants "trousers" because 200 years ago everyone in the country got kicked in the head by separate horses at the same time April 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Ra's al Dolezal @senatorivy.com I just got kicked out of the honky tonk bar for failing two-step verification. 😔 April 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social "court orders no longer matter!" yes, they do, for you. they will be enforced upon everyone but the ruling class. this sort of logical gotcha bullshit doesn't work and has never worked. reminds me of my friend who tried to trick a girl to go out with him and couldn't believe she still didn't have to March 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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seymour skinner crossing stream like a terminator except he’s wearing a top hat and sunglasses like gary oldman did in DRACULA (1992)
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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leon @leyawn if you reply to something i retweeted and insist on including me in the reply please do not fucking embarass me 10:17 AM • Jun 22, 2017
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