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means well, drives a dodge grand caravan
it seems very demeaning to make all these coaches sweatily beg for a playoff spot on camera. i deeply love it
December 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Hang the banner
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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lmao
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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If Bugs Bunny moved in next door, I would be very careful not to piss him off. Volatile personality
February 6, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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a new jersey-based christmas tree delivery service called Spruce Bringsteen
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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sometimes a masterpiece is too good to wait. from the upcoming show Strip Law, I give you the song "Pizza Party"

(a song written for a scene where i was just like lets have some fun pizza party music and then composer Casey Trela went Mozart-level hard)
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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got almost a week into December before posting the most important Christmas video, my sincere apologies
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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getting in on the lucrative cottage industry of selling leeches and tonics to the Phillies clubhouse
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i start a new job monday. i think i know a great way to introduce myself to some new coworkers
🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏

The rules are simple 🌟

You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them:

youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.

But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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This small business did the same thing 8 months before Costco but @amyklobuchar.com refused to stand with us because we asked her to support trans youth.
Trump’s tariffs are illegal and are driving up prices for everyday essentials.

It’s good to see Costco standing up against this overreach.
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
whoever smelt it dealt it, ya research nerds
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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that's fuckin right. francescahong.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
the long cat
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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dudes rock
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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A radio station here in Minneapolis is stuck -
cities971.iheart.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Want to talk about crimes? Talk about these crimes ⏬
BREAKING: According to a recent investigation by NYC's Department of Consumer and Worker Protection, Starbucks illegally violated workers' protection laws in NYC 500,000 times since 2021. Over $35.5 million will be paid in restitution to Starbucks workers!

gothamist.com/news/starbuc...
Starbucks to pay $35M to NYC workers after city alleges years of abuses
The city says about 15,000 employees will get paid $50 for each week worked over a three-year period. For some workers, that's thousands of dollars.
gothamist.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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lol
lmao
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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The only guy on the roster who can throw a forward pass but every 5th one is an INT. A true sports Sophie's Choice situation
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
oh right. THATS why hunter simmons isnt starting over the true freshman who cant throw
November 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Art
it is ruled a TD
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM