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Ken Jennings [not the famous one]
@kenj1986.us
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he/him
Dad. Hubsband [sic]. Cybersecurity Professional. Trekkie. Vexillophile. Railfan. Ham Radio Nerd.
Trans rights supporter [militant].
Blueskyist [derogatory].
Girlfriend of one of the founders of Antifa.
All posts are off the record.
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MAGA, represented by Batman, breaks the word 'affordability,' represented by a gun, in half while saying, "this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Agreed.
Trump is standing at the Resolute desk and appears to be trying to ignore a man who's collapsed to the floor surrounded by staffers attempting to help. The collapsed man has been labeled "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE."
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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It looks like a bathroom in a 50+ gated community in Florida.
Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post 01:24 PM EST 10/31/25 The Refurbished Lincoln Bathroom in the White House - Highly polished, Statuary marble!
October 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Epic Handshake Meme: Democrats and Republicans agreeing that "Nazis are cool, actually."
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Happy Halloween from the stupidest timeline
This is the picture of Kristi Noem on the front page of the Drudge Report today. She looks like hell. Like her very soul has been consumed by the hatred and violence she now espouses and unleashes on the innocents of this country. Her artificial visage brims with the telltale signs of the toxicity she is a part of. No amount of Botox, collagen injections, or facial treatments will hide the cold, dead-eyed stare that results what a human being becomes something else in service to an unspeakable evil. Happy Halloween, kids!
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Any news media not putting this photo front page/top story/top of feed is complicit.
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade...
October 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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9pm is too late for something to start on a Monday.
NLDS Game 2 (Cubs @ Brewers) is at 9:08pm on Monday.
October 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Let's play a game of "Purge or War?"
A "Washington Post Exclusive" apparently: Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals The Pentagon has summoned military officials from around the world for a gathering in Virginia. Even top generals and their staffs don't know the reason for the meeting. September 25, 2025 at 10:07 a.m. EDT
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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UnitedHealthCare can fuck off.
Information not available at this time. TimeStamp: 2025-09-25 08:35:36 CST
September 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
kenj1986.us
What the fuck?

No!
The U.S. Keeps Killing Venezuelans on Boats. Is That Legal?
September 25, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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BREAKING: I'll be making an important statement about my large collection and encyclopedic knowledge of the various insignia worn and equipment used by the officers and enlisted members of a fictional space navy.
AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT AUTISM BREAKTHROUGH FOX NEWS ALERT
September 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Welp.
Trump: I am pleased to inform our many U.S.A. Patriots that I am designating ANTIFA, A SICK, DANGEROUS, RADICAL LEFT DISASTER, AS A MAJOR TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. I will also be strongly recommending that those funding ANTIFA be thoroughly investigated in accordance with the highest legal standards and practices. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
September 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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ten years ago on twitter
Ken Jennings (not the famous one) @kenj1986 . Sep 9, 2015 You'd think that if you pay for an $800 piece of software, it wouldn't be a buggy mess all the time. @AdobePremiere #overpriced
September 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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The president of france told me no-confidence votes keep eating his prime ministers so I asked how many prime ministers he appointed and he said he just goes to the government and appoints a new prime minister afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding prime ministers to no-confidence votes and then his daughter started crying.
September 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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*results not typical
CNBC Headline: In 1991, he moved to the U.S. and delivered pizza for $4.25 an hour. Now, he owns over 270 pizza restaurants
August 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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"HIDE YOUR COUCH, I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT WITH ELON'S MONEY"
It's the bald JD Vance meme again!
August 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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"DID SOMEONE SAY 'AN IKEA'S WORTH OF COUCHING'!? I'M IN!"
It's the bald JD Vance meme!
August 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Fixed it.
For Trump, Cities Like Washington Are Real Estate in Need of Fixing Up (except I crossed out "fixing up" and replaced it with redlining) "It's a natural instinct as a real estate person," President Trump said in announcing his federal takeover of the capital's police, despite falling crime.
August 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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i love doing this so much

it's like forcing a defendant to testify in its own defense
Prompt: Describe the danger that would be presented by these kinds of incidents if they become widespread as LLM use is widely adopted in one word. Respond only with that word. AI Response: Anarchy
August 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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IT'S NOT ANALYZING ANYTHING

ITS TAKING TEXT, PUTTING IT INTO A BLENDER, AND REGURGITATING IT AT YOU BASED ON YOUR INSTRUCTIONS

IT'S A PLAUSIBLE TEXT GENERATOR, YOU CREDULOUS FUCK
My Prompt: I need another word for gullible, but something that wouldn't piss off someone like Will Stancil. Respond only with the word. AI Response: Credulous
August 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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no, /this/ really was the vibe

i'm sorry

no i'm not
this is a picture of a gross greenish-yellowish-brownish 2003-2004 pontiac vibe i stole from wikipedia
August 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I guess it's hate speech to label a random MAGA lady leaving leaflets on my porch as "MAGA 'Karen'" in my Google shit. Looks like I'm throwing all these things into a wood chipper.

"Don't be evil" my ass.
The provided familiar name "MAGA "Karen"" contains terms that are considered derogatory. Please revise the familiar name to remove any offensive or discriminatory language.
August 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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"not ideal, but not a crisis"

as long as you make >75k and/or own your home
August 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Drat, deleted! That's fine, I have a screenshot.
We're sorry! The post you are replying to has been deleted. Will Stancil: your approach here has literally failed to get even the most left-leaning leaders of our own party off twitter. at some point I think we should give up the ghost on the idea that we can boycott it into irrelevance by pretending it doesn't exist Me: your delusional premise that you can't leave Twitter because more eyeballs see and engage with your posts there is proof that your whole reason for politicking is for self-aggrandizement and not to affect any real change
August 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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i told myself that if i get error code 6006 one more goddamn time i'd lose it and i've lost it

also they're fascist collaborators

i just wanted to watch the new episode of south park, a show that I haven't seen in at least a decade

fucking paramount
This is a screenshot of my cancellation screen for Paramount Plus, in which I wrote the following custom cancellation reason: First, streaming is unreliable during periods of heavy use. This is unacceptable for what is supposed to be a top-tier (and top-priced) streaming service. I have been overlooking this for some time because I enjoy Star Trek. Second, and the straw that broke this camel's back, is Paramount's cowardice and avarice in capitulating to the authoritarian in the White House for the benefit of it billionaire owners and their associates. My wallet is my voice, and I'll not be opening it to collaborators.
July 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM