I recently got to see Dream Warriors in a theater, and “Welcome to prime time, bitch” was met with an audience reaction that I think I experienced the emotion my grandparents must have felt watching Neil Armstrong say “one small step for man” on the moon

I'm so unsure how to function without the hundred year tradition of everyone hating the mayor ??

i think about these every single time i show up to a party in a costume that turns out not to be a costume party, which is often and includes last night

WHOA! The feathers are a phenomenal touch