Merriam-Webster doesn't care

My father owned a factory that made women’s coats. (My first job was bagging the coats before they went on trucks.) I loved reading this. Thanks for the education! I really enjoyed the video. These are his shears, I’d guess they’re at least 50 years old.

OpenAI’s response is so obviously written by ChatGPT

Breakfast of kings. (Maple syrup added.)

This looks like a Midwest edition (see the weather forecast) that probably has a very early A-1 print deadline. This is the front page of the metro edition. I’m presuming the Bondi story was too late for even that.

I can give you references, but they don’t know who I am yet

And the cover of the alumni magazine that showed up in my mailbox today

This is the homepage of Johns Hopkins' website:

I mean, I’m trying to keep the legacy alive