Keltus Bastimus
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Keltus Bastimus
@keltus-bastimus.bsky.social
Mild mannered gentleman motorcyclist. Happily retired fan of whisky, married to the fastest class 1 advanced at everything most gorgeous woman in the world.
Most people couldn't give a shit. They are, however, sick of 'real' politicians, constant wokery in the media etc, I suspect it'll have much the same effect on Farage as it did on Trump. IE increase his popularity.
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Welcome to British humour 😊 Try Black Mirror on Netflix, it's by Charlie Brooker, the writer of Cunk.
December 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
One of the few good things about the internet is that with an open mind and a bit of digging you can get beyond journalism and get a handle on what's really happening.
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
1975 Renault 16TX
1979 Mk IV 2.0 Ghia Cortina
1987 Renault 11 TX Electronic
1995 Alfa Romeo 2.0 Spider
2003 E46 BMW M3
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
One of Gran Turismos (GT5?) On the playstation did. It wasn't cartoony like Nintendo stuff though, it was realistic looking, bouncing around on the moon.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
You're getting close, but the funniest (genuine) billboard ad I've ever seen was for Sauvage aftershave. A moody b&w pic with Johnny Depp. Someone had put in the time and effort to print a matching 's' and stick it on the poster so it read 'sausage'
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
You'll be banging on about how they recharged really quickly and didn't drink anything next. I've got an electric Jeep so I'm not getting me coat 😁
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Thanks! Just using the Insta360 software drives me crackers 😊 I'll give it a go. This was the last time I tried it, and the last time I rode a bike before the cancer treatment floored me. I'm alright now though 😁
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hopefully not! Freezing cold and dry beats freezing cold and damp any day. My bikes are pretty much tucked away for the Winter, unless some unseasonal warm dry weather happens. You have inspired me to start Youtubing next year though, recommendations for video editing software? 😊
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm quite a shy retiring person as well, don't like drawing attention to myself 😁
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I remember being told "never ever give an order you think might not be obeyed."
November 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Do it. You've actually inspired me.
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I'm not sure why, but this post makes my skin crawl.
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I wish I was gay, I'd bum you to high heaven. Aren't dogs brilliant? Pip, this morning.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
You're not the only one! I liked the string vests they wore in the Skydiver submarine as well 😊
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I even still have the models. Excuse the big black thing in the background, it's a 4 D cell Maglite, it's dark here & I'd taken Pip for a walk, & moved it from my chair.
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I don't know if you ever got the UFO series over your side of the pond, but it was one of my favourites as a kid in the 70s
youtu.be/JPeiaKCS4EI?...
S01 E01 UFO Identified UK Sci fi
YouTube video by Alchin unibrow
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November 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You're going to Hell. I can imagine the scene at the heavenly gates, St Peter pointing at the down escalator "You're the bastard that says 'draw' instead of 'drawers'"
Although I suspect you did it on purpose to annoy people like me. Nobody is such filthy subhuman scum that they'd really say that.
November 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM