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kelskels06.bsky.social
Kelsey
@kelskels06.bsky.social
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Mom of 2, Cat Mom of 3, Cornhusker, Democrat, Keeper of @Gonzo.bsky.social ‘s Stats. Reports directly to Sandor.
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Current project: Gulf of Mexico scarf with my favorite model/row counter holder
Orange cat with a partially knitted blue scarf resting on him Orange cat with a pink row counter on his arm with a couple of balls of yarn
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Poll of the day: does Rappy know he exists?
Orange cat sitting with legs everywhere potentially questioning his existence - if he’s even aware he exists to begin with.
October 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Tiny baby Rappy and Lynn throwback!
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Forgot to attach the picture 😅
A picture of a woman with a circular earring containing a tree with pink flowers
October 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Rappy channeling his inner @gonzo.bsky.social with his love of boks!
An orange cat sitting inside a box.
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
kelskels06.bsky.social
The men are going to be lining up. 😂
A hinge prompt that says “The dorkiest thing about me is” with the following answer: “That I do the statistics for a cat who posts his Behaviores Reports every day on BlueSky. There’s a 22 tab spreadsheet with graphs and a year end PDF. It’s how I keep my excel skills sharp. Also, cats!”
October 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Rappy, guardian of the yarn
An orange cat with a goob in the corner of his left eye looking at the camera while his left paw rests on a teal ball of yarn and a blue ball of yarn rests against his side.
October 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
We’ve aged well 🩷

@klyssa.bsky.social
A teen girl in a red shirt to the left of a teen girl in a white shirt with her arm around the first girl The same girls from the first picture as women 20(!) years later
October 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
kelskels06.bsky.social
We’re just ✨girls✨

(Sound up - video doesn’t matter.)
October 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Drove 4 hours round trip to spend 25 minutes in the freezing rain talking to my dad.

Vaccinate.
A rain covered headstone with decorations and a large bouquet of flowers on the right side.
October 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Tomorrow would have been my dad’s 70th birthday. Took the morning off work so I can visit him.

I am literally just a leaky faucet right now. Non-stop tears.
A bouquet of pink, purple, yellow, and brown flowers.
October 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Gotcha day for my babies THAT I BIRTHED 4 years ago.

You guys can see the family resemblance, yeah?
Tiny orange kitten with an eye goober cuddled on a green hoodie. Three kittens (from left to right: orange tabby, black/brown tabby, and grey) sitting on a blue blanket eating out of metal bowls A brown/black tabby kitten sitting on the base of a scratcher pot that has a feather hanging from it A grey kitten looking to the right laying on a white cat bed.
October 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
On Wednesdays we wear pink
A woman wearing a hot pink sweater with long brown curly hair and glasses smiling at the camera
October 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Obsessed.
A photo of two children sitting on either side of their mother on a bench with their heads resting on her, taken from behind with the view of a fountain in the background
October 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Had pictures with my girls this morning and this trailer just happened to be at the park.
A woman sitting next to a trailer that says “A lot going on at the moment”.
October 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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This is Disco Joe. Sorry for the terrible photo. I’m laying on the couch and didn’t want to move.
Photo of a skeleton with a silver jack o lantern head.
October 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Is this like when @gonzo.bsky.social bites Momb’s toes?

Disco Joe is innocent!
Grey cat biting the foot of a skeleton named Disco Joe
October 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
kelskels06.bsky.social
These are Disco Joe and the Unnamed Skull and they are in a band with the same name. I will not be taking further questions at this time.
A silver skeleton with a silver metallic jack o lantern head sitting on a brown couch next to a much larger disco ball skull.
October 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
I told my boss I was going to drink heavily last night after the day I had yesterday. I woke up feeling like crap today. Anyway, I got to send this fun text this morning.
Screenshot of text that reads, “Hey - I woke up this morning feeling like absolute crap. And it’s not because I’m hungover - I had 1 drink and spent 3 hours doing gonzo stats because I am VERY NORMAL. 🥲 Anyway, I’m gonna get a couple hours of sleep and then wfh if that’s okay.”
October 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Last but not least, "Is Gonzo a Werewolf?"

The question is if the total no. of crimbs on the lunar cycle days is what matters, or the number of days he crimbs is the answer. By one metric he probably is and by the other, it's much less clear.

Still need more data - I will continue to report back!
A bar graph outlining the number of mayhams Gonzo committed during each lunar phase as of September 29th, 2025. A red bar shows that there have been 9 New Moons, Full Moons, and Third Quarters and 10 First Quarters. A blue bar shows that Gonzo had 6 mayhams days / 66.67% during a New Moon, 3 / 30% during the First Quarters, 4 / 44.44% during the Full Moons and 5 / 55.56% during the Third Quarters. A pie chart showing the number of crimbs (crimes) Gonzo committed in each lunar phase in 2025 so far. The first section shows that Gonzo has committed 6 crimes during New Moons, accounting for 25.0%. The second section shows 3 crimes during the First Quarter, or 12.5%. The third section shows 7 crimes during Full Moons, or 29.2%. The fourth section shows that Gonzo has committed 8 crimes during the Third Quarter, or 33.3%.
October 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
kelskels06.bsky.social
For reasons held only in Gonzo's brain, his trend of Hellocobber crimbs only sort of follows the rest of the trends for days of the week. Tuesday is definitely an outlier comparatively!

I actually love the look of this graph though, and think he needs to get some Hellocobber action in on Fridays!
A bar graph showing the number of hellocobber crimbs (helicopter crimes, or HCs) by weekday. Gonzo committed 14 of these crimes on Sundays, 7 on Mondays, 11 on Tuesdays, 7 on Wednesdays, 11 on Thursdays, 6 on Fridays, and 14 on Saturdays.
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
kelskels06.bsky.social
May and June were the months when crimb peaked this year, but there is a new upward trend from July to September. It'll be interesting to see how this trends toward December!

I've also included the charts of crimb against Ludo and Momb so you can see how those trends have changed drastically!
A bar graph outlining the number of deductions Gonzo has received for his misbehaviors each month. Gonzo received 22 deductions in January, 12 in February, 17 in March, 19 in April, 29 in May, 27 in June, 16 in July, 21 in August, and 22 as of September 29th. A bar graph outlining the number of crimbs (crimes) Gonzo committed against Ludo each month. He committed 1 crime against Ludo in January, 2 in February, 7 in March, 1 in April, 7 in May, 0 in June and July, 1 in August, and 1 as of September 29th. A bar graph outlining the number of crimbs (crimes) Gonzo committed against momb each month. He committed 0 crimes against momb in January, 1 in February, 0 in March, 1 in April, 2 in May, 2 in June, 3 in July, 0 in August, and 8 as of September 29th.
October 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
kelskels06.bsky.social
The Hellocobber Shelve is (and likely always will be) Gonzo's favorite crimb, but there are some new contenders making an appearance on my graph! The days of the month that Gonzo likes to commit crimbs is also interesting - there are a lot of crimbs on the 31st for only some months having that day!
A pie chart outlining the types of deductions Gonzo received so far in 2025. The first section is labeled “Hellocobber shelve, 37.8%, 70 deductions.” The second section is labeled “Go behind tVee, 4.9%, 9 deductions.” The third section is labeled “Noodity, 1.6%, 3 deductions”. The fourth section is labeled “Harrass, 11.9%, 22 deductions.” The fifth section is labeled “Menase, 6.5%, 12 deductions.” The next two sections are labeled “Bite, 3.2%, 6 deductions” and “Wottors, 2.2%, 4 deductions,” respectively. The next sections are labeled “Attack, 4.3%, 8 deductions.”, “Trespace, .5%, 1 deduction.”, “Kick, 6.5%, 12 deductions.”, and “Knok, 2.7%, 5 deductions.” The last section is labeled “All Others, 17.8%, 33 deductions.” A bar graph showing Gonzo’s number of crimbs (crimes) by the date each month. It appears his best behavior days is the 24th with 1 crime on that day. Gonzo’s highest crime day is the 10th with 15 crimes that day, followed by the 1st with 13, the 11th with 12, and the 15th with 10 crimes.
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
kelskels06.bsky.social
At the beginning of the year, Gonzo had a strong preference for crimbs against Ludo, but that has shifted toward Momb with September being the strongest indicator his classic favorite victim has taken precedence again!

Ludo on Mondays is still the favorite, but Momb has a pretty consistent record!
A pie chart of the victims of Gonzo’s crimbs (or crimes). The chart is split into six sections, each labeled with the number of crimes Gonzo has committed against a particular victim. Each section also has a line coming out of it, adding the victim’s name and the total percentage of crimes committed against the victim. The first section is labeled “17, Momb, 27.9%.” The second section is labeled “8, Dade, 13.1%.” The third section is labeled “13, Sally, 21.3%.” The fourth section is labeled “20, Ludo, 32.8%.” The fifth section is labeled “1, Charlie, 1.6%.” The sixth section is labeled “2, Fizgig, 3.3%.” A bar graph detailing the number of crimes Gonzo committed against each victim outlined by weekday. For Sunday, there are five bars (Momb - 4, Dade - 1, Sally - 1, Ludo - 4, and Charlie - 1). For Monday, there are three bars (Dade - 1, Sally - 3, and Ludo - 6). For Tuesday, there are four bars (Momb - 2, Dade - 1, Sally - 2, Ludo - 3). For Wednesday, there are five bars (Momb - 3, Dade and Sally - 2, Ludo and Fizgig - 1). For Thursday, there are four bars (Momb - 1, Dade - 3, Sally - 2, Ludo - 1). For Friday, there are four bars - (Momb - 3, Sally - 1, Ludo - 2, Fizgig - 1). For Saturday, there are three bars - (Momb - 4, Sally - 2, Ludo - 3).
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
kelskels06.bsky.social
Interestingly, the types of crimb follow a similar trend as the number of crimbs despite being a different category. It seems that when Gonzo is feeling crimb-y, he doesn't differentiate between victim crimbs and victimless crimbs!
A bar graph showing the number of victimless and victim crimes Gonzo committed each day of the week. On Sundays, Gonzo committed 22 victimless crimes and 11 victim crimes; on Mondays he committed 15 victimless crimes and 10 victim crimes. On Tuesdays he committed 16 victimless crimes and 8 victim crimes. On Wednesdays he committed 14 victimless crimes and 9 victim crimes. On Thursdays he committed 22 victimless crimes and 7 victim crimes. On Fridays he committed 13 victimless crimes and 7 victim crimes. On Saturdays he committed 22 victimless crimes and 9 victim crimes.
October 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM