Kelsey Lahr
@kelseylahr.bsky.social
Hiker, writer, aspiring farmer.
She/her.
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She/her.
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We got some real good teefies last night.
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We got some real good teefies last night.
I'm watching this loaf of a cat this week while her person is traveling for Thanksgiving. When she's not a little snoring rectangle, she refuses to be confined to her designated area and has learned to open the door, leaving us in a quandary.
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'm watching this loaf of a cat this week while her person is traveling for Thanksgiving. When she's not a little snoring rectangle, she refuses to be confined to her designated area and has learned to open the door, leaving us in a quandary.
Oh I'm sorry, did I miss someone doing something about my insurance premiums, or
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Oh I'm sorry, did I miss someone doing something about my insurance premiums, or
Abby using her bed wrong is basically performance art at this point.
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Abby using her bed wrong is basically performance art at this point.
Thank you!! Abby it's jumping for joy at having her very own creek
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Thank you!! Abby it's jumping for joy at having her very own creek
I can't believe I'm typing this, but Abby and I moved to our very own farm(!!). Just wanted to share some pics. Watch this space for probable farm animal content (sheep! goats!) in the medium-term future.
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I can't believe I'm typing this, but Abby and I moved to our very own farm(!!). Just wanted to share some pics. Watch this space for probable farm animal content (sheep! goats!) in the medium-term future.
Pov: you're being mauled by a viscous pibble
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Pov: you're being mauled by a viscous pibble
🍂 A little autumnal joy to bless your timeline 🍂
October 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
🍂 A little autumnal joy to bless your timeline 🍂
THEY ARE NUZZLING 🚨
September 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
THEY ARE NUZZLING 🚨
If you want to see some EXTREMELY spherical brown bear cubs, run, do not walk, to the bear cam and click on "Kats River View" right now.
explore.org/livecams/bro...
explore.org/livecams/bro...
September 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you want to see some EXTREMELY spherical brown bear cubs, run, do not walk, to the bear cam and click on "Kats River View" right now.
explore.org/livecams/bro...
explore.org/livecams/bro...
oh look who just entered the chat
September 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
oh look who just entered the chat
we love an ass like a dump truck, don't we folks
September 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
we love an ass like a dump truck, don't we folks
i want to burn everything to the ground
September 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i want to burn everything to the ground
How about a BIGGER stick?
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How about a BIGGER stick?
Almost a year after Hurricane Helene, our section of the Blue Ridge Parkway is finally open again. Good thing too, because this is the spot to find the very best sticks.
September 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Almost a year after Hurricane Helene, our section of the Blue Ridge Parkway is finally open again. Good thing too, because this is the spot to find the very best sticks.
Please take a break from the doom and enjoy the MOST ADORABLE camouflage.
September 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Please take a break from the doom and enjoy the MOST ADORABLE camouflage.
EXACTLY WHOSE ASSASSINATION ARE YOU COMPARING THIS TO, COX??? jfc
September 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
EXACTLY WHOSE ASSASSINATION ARE YOU COMPARING THIS TO, COX??? jfc
I'm growing a lot of food this year. Here's some beautiful corn I grew that will eventually be massa and then tortillas.
September 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I'm growing a lot of food this year. Here's some beautiful corn I grew that will eventually be massa and then tortillas.
We don't can her Ol Crazy Eyes for nothing
September 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We don't can her Ol Crazy Eyes for nothing
And here's Abby eating a stick in the now-heron-free creek.
Volume up for peaceful creek sounds.
Volume up for peaceful creek sounds.
September 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
And here's Abby eating a stick in the now-heron-free creek.
Volume up for peaceful creek sounds.
Volume up for peaceful creek sounds.
This is Abby's creek. And this is the face of a girl with zero compunctions about trying to chase down a 4.5-foot-tall great blue heron from said creek.
September 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This is Abby's creek. And this is the face of a girl with zero compunctions about trying to chase down a 4.5-foot-tall great blue heron from said creek.