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when fivio foreign said theres demons in that dark liquor he was talking about the costco kirkland rum
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Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
had a dream that there was a new country at the southern end of Argentina named Sanca Barica and someone had vandalized Google maps to name it "Secret North Korean Citizen Cloning" and all of the Google reviews for it were gifs of people playing dance dance revolution
December 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
the McDonald's deals are kinda crazy now
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
P2 at Watkins Glen in GT3 Fixed 💪

Found a ton of pace today, but I suck at the last sector of the lap so I was consistently losing time to the leader and they never made a mistake big enough for me to capitalize
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
why are none of the pokemon plushies i want ever in stock

sitting cuties dialga and mareep pleas return home from the war...
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Daily bunny no.3147 got everyone a slice
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
found a new job in this tough economy
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Knight Miku:
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Wanted to paint this dog
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
calvin harris really only makes one song huh
November 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
finally fixed my work keyboard, the theory that the switches I bought were overlubed was correct because after desoldering, cleaning them out, and relubing I'm not getting any of the missed key presses or key chatter

now I just need to get my fingers swole again bc these switches are HEAVY
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
im like, just sick enough right now where I don't have the energy to do anything fun

maybe I should just hook up my pc to my tv in my room and play ps2 games while sitting in bed
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
>lcd screens

if the pricing is correct though this is going to be a phenomenal quest competitor and will likely be my next purchase once my quest 2 goes belly up for some reason
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
HELL YEAH
Digital Foundry: Hands-On With Steam Machine: Valve's Beautiful PC/Console - Specs, Impressions And More www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rv8...
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Here's the lineart for that halloween version of my Nekonyancer:

This thing is so late 😅
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
rule #1 of cooking: Stop Fucking Touching It
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
ok this weekend I am going to catch up on sleep

(readers note: he was lying)
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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they should make a kind of USB storage device that is edible
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
if i learn franks guitar part in the ghost of you I need someone else to learn rays part
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
what if I get another bookshelf and get a fish tank 🤔
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I've never been more excited for a bois video
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
nascar could be the best racing series in the world if they just got out of their own fucking way
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM