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kelonwheels.bsky.social
Ghost in a Shell with Shoes
@kelonwheels.bsky.social
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I'm tired.
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kelonwheels.bsky.social
Will they tho? 🙃
A screenshot of the HUD.gov website, with a giant red banner reading "The Radical Left in Congress shut down the government. HUD will use available resources to help Americans in need."
October 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Closeup of vibrant red flowers with a "No Kings in America" sign below them.
July 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Hey @portlandbangers.bsky.social pls fix your SSL certificate so I can buy rad Bangers merch!
Saucy T. Sausage, the mascot of the Portland Bangers, stands next to Tom O'Leary of TC O'Leary's pub, who is holding up a Bangers scarf and cheering
June 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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No, @duolingoverde.bsky.social , I haven't seen this friend lately, because they died 5 years ago.
A screenshot from Duolingo that says "Have you seen <name>? Nudge them to keep learning!"
June 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
kelonwheels.bsky.social
Chain or belt drive? You can stand it up on the back, comes right off 😁 (now getting the @#$% tire back on the rim is another thing altogether...)
A bright yellow cargo bike standing vertically on a sidewalk, with the rear tire removed A bright yellow cargo bike standing vertically in an apartment, with the rear tire removed
May 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
kelonwheels.bsky.social
When I said I was into body jewelry this is not what I meant 😝
Photo of three styles of breast biopsy markers made from twisted silver colored wire.
May 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
kelonwheels.bsky.social
I did, cos Wolfschmidt Vodka had those awesome magazine ads!
A 1979 magazine ad for Wolfschmidt Vodka, featuring a ballroom with a fancy couple dressed like Russian aristocracy standing behind a borzoi who is probably supposed to be looking majestic but is making a happy borzoi derp face instead. The caption reads "Wolfschmidt Vodka. The spirit of the Czar lives on."
March 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
kelonwheels.bsky.social
Wheeeee.
An orange graphic of the Duolingo owl with text "I'm on a 1500 day learning streak!"
February 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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A spray bottle says "No."
February 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Dr. Manhattan Menswear Guy vaporizes a guy and says "YOUR JACKET IS WRONG."
January 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
kelonwheels.bsky.social
The grownups are talking, go repost more Will Stancil or whatever.
Cowboy Snorlax says "Whoa there pardner! Round these parts we don't stand for that there kind of transphobic nonsense."
January 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
kelonwheels.bsky.social
Off to the races!
A light blue All-City Space Horse bike leans against a tree with other bikes in the background
January 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
kelonwheels.bsky.social
Welp. That sure is in there, isn't it?

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Screenshot from Meta's Transparency Center, reading "Mental characteristics, including but not limited to allegations of stupidity, intellectual capacity, and mental illness, and unsupported comparisons between PC groups on the basis of inherent intellectual capacity. We do allow allegations of mental illness or abnormality when based on gender or sexual orientation, given political and religious discourse about transgenderism and homosexuality and common non-serious usage of words like “weird.”"
January 8, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Athbliain faoi mhaise duit!
A ham hock in a pot of blackeyed peas and greens for New Year's Day.
January 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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A punk carrying an amp with a Misfits sticker and a tinier punk shredding on guitar next to a tiny forklift say "Remember! There's nothing punk rock about ignoring forklift safety and procedures."
December 18, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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"Methodology: The CNN poll was conducted by SSRS from December 5-8 among a random national sample of 1,011 US adults drawn from a probability-based panel.

Source: CNN/SSRS polling"
Graphic of a CNN poll allegedly showing "most" people in the US have confidence in Trump, with a paragraph underneath showing the poll was of 1011 people.
December 11, 2024 at 9:59 PM
kelonwheels.bsky.social
Technically it's HER bike, I'm just the chauffeur.
A neon yellow Tern HSD cargo bike loaded up with groceries covered with bright blue IKEA bags. A silly yellow dog smizing at the camera while sitting on the back of a cargo bike. She's in a bright blue and pink crate and wearing a black and white striped rain poncho.
December 11, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Just paid $79 to have someone else fix a fl*t for me and it was worth EVERY penny. ($45 of that was getting a big ol' Tannus liner shoved in there.)
A bright blue IKEA bag holds a 20 inch bike wheel with a shiny silver brake disc in the center.
December 10, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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Oh yay! These are so gorgeous.
An illustration by Yoshi Yoshitani labeled "Cancer Sun" with a cute winged mermaid riding on a hermit crab. An illustration by Yoshi Yoshitani labeled "Leo Moon" with a cool orange tiger shark merperson wielding a trident. An illustration by Yoshi Yoshitani labeled "Libra Rising" with two elaborately dressed people wearing fox masks
December 9, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!

#Veilguard
A TV with a PS5 awkwardly perched in front of it like a weird little spaceship, displaying the start screen for Dragon Age: The Veilguard with lots of purple and dragons and dramatically drawn characters.
November 29, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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A city street in Fallout 4 with green text reading "Everyone disliked that."
November 26, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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It's wet? Let's get. #bikesky
A bright yellow cargo bike in a rainy parking lot. The front and rear rack and panniers are loaded up with groceries with bright blue IKEA bags draped over them.
November 25, 2024 at 12:38 AM
kelonwheels.bsky.social
y e l l o w
A carpet of bright yellow gingko leaves speckled with raindrops.
November 23, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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Ahhh you beat me
Screenshot from the Libby library app showing that I'm 10th in line to read Suzan Palumbo's COUNTESS.
November 23, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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He never misses.
Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen vaporizes a guy while saying, " YOUR JACKET IS WRONG".
November 23, 2024 at 1:53 AM