Kelly Schoenhofen
kellyschoenhofen.bsky.social
Kelly Schoenhofen
@kellyschoenhofen.bsky.social
Broadcom, a corporation with a $1.23 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛 USD market cap, is such a cheap POS company they steal image hosting from a meme site rather than host it themselves.

That's how you get rich, kids. Not hard work, it's from making everyone else pay your way.
June 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My boss is OOO today;

IT'S NOT THEM, IT'S MY BRAIN SORRY
February 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
WAIT A MINUTE

THE SNORKS WERE JUST UNDERWATER SMURFS
February 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
in regards to deepseek coming out this last weekend
January 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
To all my fellow Linux homies - regardless of your distro, happy lunar new year!
January 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Jetbrains: Your SOP of taking any feedback on your products as a debate challenge is really off putting at best, i.e. super shitty customer engagement.
You've tricked me three times now, most recently with Rustrover; I'm done being the fool :(
January 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
November 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM