Kelly Oristano
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Kelly Oristano
@kellyo101.bsky.social
Haven't had to make a bio for an app profile in maybe a decade? I used to try to make them funny.
Not from Brendel! No!
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
We've heard from a number of the leopards that they're interested in eating our faces as soon as they've finished the faces they're currently eating. If I don't have a face this time next week, we'll know!
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I couldn't rage quit the post (sub) in 24 because I quit years earlier after Theissen fatigue.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Some people consider getting a single meager concession out of Republicans impossible, and because that 'some' is big enough, it's also true.

Fight Don't Fold.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Reposted by Kelly Oristano
The Senate is the only body in this country who thinks we are all friends who politely disagree about the tasting menu, rather than several million pinless hand grenades.
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
"Ouch, my impenetrable trifecta!"
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
People are actually allowed to not get in useless talking across each other Internet arguments. Especially when they're basically on the same side. Have a great evening

Ba CAWK!
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I mean, qanon was all about the idea that Trump would be back.

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November 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM